-- --÷ introduction ÷-- --
he's around, and not. he's gone but here. he's not inside but everyware.
some are afraid of this magic warrior in his jeans and t-shirt but i and
many with me Love keLdon; perfection personified. some caLL him kenneth,
but we caLL him "the" keLdon". and this my friend, this is for you...
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-- --÷ preface ÷-- --
ok, so i overdid it, sorry but i just had to do it. what? you didn't expect me
to do that? do you reaLLy think i care about you? ok, its up to you to beLieve
in that if you want to, but do remember that there is a sLight possibiLity you
might just be aLone. i dont know, how about tuesday? actuaLLy i dont feeL Like
it but you go ahead and do what you have to do. she kept on waLking for what i
know. another beer? i think that you've had your fun, now it's my turn. but if
she's with my mother why even bother. no, its nothing on the teLLy tonight. as
if it was a surprise to you. we had anaL-sex yesterday, think i lie? there are
too much undone. how about that pLan of yours? my neighbour might want to join
you. so it's a mess today, but what about tomorrow? my fan is out of order and
the fucking sun is shining Like heLL. a turkey for thanksgiving or i wiLL die!
used your head-phones yet? don't know how to do it i pressume. you aLways have
to make it harder than it is. everybody wants it, don't you forget that if you
want to make a profit. the new aLbum from boy george? couLd do if i was drunk.
borrowed a threepiece-suite from my uncLe the other day. think that i ought to
Loose weight or reLease a demotape? my car broke down in the roundabout. it is
impossibLe to say due to Lack of confidence. it's a hype, i promise you. youLL
find me in svedaLa next month when we are about to give a concert at the LocaL
maLL. free posters to everybody. party without concious. the naked sun is here
to stay and it's burning Like fire inside my twisted state of abnormaLity.
signed: crL.pioneer design - broken but aware of the facts about the imminent
death of the vaccumcLeaner which i intended to
borrow from my friend the pLummer who wiLL never
taLk to me since i caught him having sex with
a thirteen year oLd horse named donaLd outside a
LocaL minimaLL where a phycic with homoreLated
feeLings masturbated infront of nineyear oLd
boys who had come to watch the fa-cupmatch on
oLd trafford between manchester united and
hereford united.
-- --÷ tabLe of contents ÷-- --
due to brainmaLfunction and a gratitude to my friend keLdon,
here is a coLLection containing handLes of some poor fuckers
who Like i are friends with keLdon. you may caLL me insane..
grouer · chewie · ant · pantera · hamLet · axm · fugazi · rooster
wizard · hawk · raxon · orbit · jummen · candyman · payday · cook
subtopia · abaddon · spLatterhead · dvzie · qba · qix · action · the ripper
trendy deaLer · case seventyeight · cLever · feLix · randy
xcLuziwe · baLoo · mrk · newt · bernie · oden · sLurry · fishwave
trasher · goofy · swoop · Loop · darkhawk · crusader · bLaze · growL
sydan · react · hotstepper · speed deviL · dweeb · fiskerking · punk
bubba · timer · igor · chriz · ace · maLaki · mj · exL · eLectrip
nork · kestreL · cooLio · jacooL
t o t a L a m o u n t : 5 5
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_______ _ ______ ______ _______
.---____| __ /.--/ \--| /-| __/_| __ /.
`----\__|--\____\-\___/--------------------\____\crL
--÷ grouer ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
___ _______ _____ ___ ______
.\ ----| /-| __/_.__.-.--.--\_/--| __/_.
`-----------------------|__|--------------------'crL
--÷ chewie ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ __ ____
.--\__ |----/ |\ /___.
`----------/____|-------'crL
--÷ ant ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ __ ____ ______ _______ _____
.___.---.--\__ |----/ |\ /___| __/_| __ /.--\__ |
|___|--------------/____|------------------\____\-------'crL
--÷ pantera ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
______ _____ _____ ____ ______ _____
| /-.--\__ |\ \_| |--| __/_\ /___.
`------------------\/---------------------------'crL
--÷ hamLet ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ ___ ___ _____
.--\__ |\ | /.\ \_.
`------------------\/---'crL
--÷ axm ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
______ _____ __ ___
.______ | /-.---____.--\__ |-- //--.--\ /--.
|____|---------------\__|-----------------------'crL
--÷ fugazi ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_______ _ _ __ _____ ______ _______
| __ /.--/ \--.--/ \--.--\\ --\ /___| __/_| __ /.
`--\____\-\___/---\___/----------------------------\____\crL
--÷ rooster ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
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___ __ _____ _______ _____
.--.-.--.--\ /--.-- //--.--\__ | __ /.--\ |
|__|-------------------------------\____\----\__|crL
--÷ wizard ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
______ _____ ____ __
| /-.--\__ |___.-.-| | /.
`---------------|___|-----------'crL
--÷ hawk ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_______ _____ ___ ___ _ __
| __ /.--\__ |\ | /.--/ \--.----/ |
`--\____\-----------------\___/----/____|crL
--÷ raxon ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_ _______ ______ ___ _____
.--/ \--| __ /| /_.--\ /--\ /___.
`-\___/----\____\-----------------------'crL
--÷ orbit ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
____ ______ _____ _____ ______ __
.___\ | /-.\ \_.\ \_| __/_.----/ |
`------------------\/------\/--------------/____|crL
--÷ jummen ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
___ ____ _ ____ ___ ___ ____ _
.\_ --.-\_ |---/ |-\ |-\ \.\ \_.-\_ |---/ |
`-------------/___|---\_|---\_|--\/---------/___|crL
--÷ candyman ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ ___ _____ _____ ___
.___.---.--\__ |--\ \_.--\ |--\__ |--\ \_.
|___|----------------\__|----\__|------------\__|crL
--÷ payday ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
____ _ _ ___ ___
.\__ ---.--/ \--.--/ \--| | /.
`---------\___/---\___/---------'crL
--÷ cook ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
__ ______ ______ _____ _ ___ _____
.--\\ --| /-| /_\ /___.--/ \--.___.---.--\ /--.--\__ |
`---------------------------------\___/-|___|-------------------'crL
--÷ subtopia ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ ______ _____ _____ _____ _ __
.--\__ | /_.--\__ |--\ |--\ |--/ \--.----/ |
`----------------------------\__|----\__|-\___/----/____|crL
--÷ abaddon ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
__ ___ ____ ___ ___ ____ _____ ____ ____ ____ ____
.-\\ -.__.--| |-.-\_ |\ /__.\ /__| _/_|__ /| /_| _/_.-\_ |-\ |
`-----|__|----------------------------------\___\---------------------\_|crL
--÷ spLatterhead ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ ___ __ ______
.--\ |____.--.--\ /--.-- //--| __/_.
`----\__|____|--------------------------'crL
--÷ dvize ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_ ______ _____
.--/ \--| /_.--\__ |
`-\____|----------------'crL
--÷ qba ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_ ___ ___ ___
.--/ \--.--\ /--.\ | /.
`-\____|----------------'crL
--÷ qix ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_____ ____ _____ ___ _ __
.--\__ |\__----\ /___.--\ /--.--/ \--.----/ |
`---------------------------------\___/----/____|crL
--÷ action ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
____ ____ ____ _____ ___ ____ _____
\ /__| /_| _/_. |__ /.-\ /-.__.--.__.--| _/_|__ /.
`-----------------' `-\___\-----|__|--|__|----------\___\crL
--÷ the ripper ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
____ _____ ____ _ ____ ___ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ _____
\ /__|__ /| _/_.---/ |-\ |-\ \..-\ | _/_.-\_ | |-| _/_|__ /.
` -------\___\-------/___|---\_|---\_|`---\_|-------------crL---------\___\
--÷ trendy deaLer ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
____ _____ __ _____
.\__----.--\__ |--\\ --| __/_.
`-------------------------------'crL
__ ____ ____ _ ___ __ ____ ___ ____ ____
.-\\ -| _/_.__.--| _/_.---/ |\ /__.--\ \| _/_.-\ /-.--___| /-\ /__.
`-----------|__|----------/___|--------- \|---------------\_|-----------'
--÷ case 78 ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
____ ____ ______ ______ _______
.\__----| |--| __/_.___.---| __/_| __ /.
`-----------------------|___|--------------\____\crL
--÷ cLever ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
______ ____ ___ ___ ___
._____ | ___/_| |--.--\ /--.\ | /.
|___|-----------------------------------'crL
--÷ feLix ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
_____ _____
_____) (_____
) (
_______ _____ __ _____ ____
| __ /.--\__ |----/ |--\ |--\ \.
`--\____\----------/____|----\__|----\__|crL
--÷ randy ÷--
)____ ____(
)____ ____(
p a r t 2
since the whoLe worLd is totaLLy fucked up you might just do it to
yourseLf instead of cLaiming access to other peopLes privacy. in case
you missed the headLines in todays news;
---
the horny Lesbian hippopotamus which escaped from London zoo was seen
near berLin. it is impossibLe to say wether she was kidnapped by aLiens
and teLeported to berLin or if she hitched with jean pauL gauLtier in
his bLue Lotus esprit.
---
hiLLary cLinton; first Lady of the us was seen sunbathing topLess on
a beach near the summerresident of the bLack star o.j simpson. mr simpson
who was charged or first degree murder earLier this year reacted with
his usuaL caLmness: a pair of titties have never kiLLed noone..
---
the artist formLy known as john Lennon have reincarnated. he is now
resting after a hard period of personaL probLems on s:t monica hospitaL
in zaire. his newfound mother, the 21 years oLd mwuinga cuntiné says
in a first statement that she is happy john chose her to breastfeed
him. we have desperatLy and without succes seeked yoko ono for a comment
____ ____
___\\ //___
___ ___ ____ ____ ______ __ ___ ______
.\_ | _/.\ ----| |--| /-.--\\ --.--\ /--.---..--| __/_.
`-----------------------------------------------|___|-----------'crL
--÷ xcLuziwe ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
______ _____ ____ _ _
| /_.--\__ | |--.--/ \--.--/ \--.
`-------------------------\___/---\___/-'crL
--÷ baLoo ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_____ _______ ____ __
.\ \_| __ /| / /.
`--\/------\____\-------'crL
--÷ mrk ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
__ ______ _____
.----/ | __/_.___.-.-\ /___.
`--/____|-------|___|-----------'crL
--÷ newt ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
______ ______ _______ __ ___ ______
| /-| __/_| __ /.----/ |--\ /--| __/_.
`------------------\____\--/____|---------------'crL
--÷ bernie ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_ _____ ______ __
.--/ \--.--\ | __/_.----/ |
`\_____/-----\__|----------/____|crL
--÷ oden ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
__ ____ ______ _______ _______ ____
.--\\ --| |--| /-| __ /| __ /.--\ \.
`--------------------------\____\--\____\----\__|crL
--÷ sLurry ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
___ __ ______ _____ ______
.______ .--\ /--.--\\ --| /_.___.-.-.--\__ |_____.-| __/_.
|____|--------------------------|___|-----------|_____|---------'crL
--÷ fishwave ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_____ _______ _____ __ ______ ______ _______
\ /___| __ /.--\__ |--\\ --| /_| __/_| __ /.
`----------\____\----------------------------------\____\crL
--÷ trasher ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_ _ ____
.---____.--/ \--.--/ \--.______ .--\ \.
`----\__|-\___/---\___/-|____|-------\__|crL
--÷ goofy ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
__ _ _
.--\\ --.---..--.--/ \--.--/ \--.___.---.
`-------|___|-----\___/---\___/-|___|---'crL
--÷ swoop ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
____ _ _
| |--.--/ \--.--/ \--.___.---.
`---------\___/---\___/-|___|---'crL
--÷ Loop ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_____ _____ _______ ____ __ ______ _____ ____ __
.--\ |--\__ | __ /| / /| /_.--\__ |____..-| / /.
`------------------\____\-----------------------|____|----------'crL
--÷ darkhawk ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
___ _____ ____ __ ____ ____ ____ _____
\ ---|__ /| /-.-\\ -.-\_ |-\ | _/_|__ /.
`-------\___\---------------------\_|-------\___\crL
--÷ crusader ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
______ ____ _____ __ ______
| /_| |--.--\__ |-- //--| __/_.
`---------------------------------------'crL
--÷ bLaze ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_______ _ ____
.---____| __ /.--/ \--.____..-| |--.
`----\__|--\____\-\___/-|____|----------'crL
--÷ growL ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
__ ____ _____ _____ __
.--\\ --.--\ \.--\ |--\__ |----/ |
`------------\__|----\__|-----------/___|crL
--÷ sydan ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_______ ______ _____ ___ _____
| __ /| __/_.--\__ |\ ----\ /___.
`--\____\-------------------------------'crL
--÷ react ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
____ _ ____ __ ____ ____ ____ _____
| /_.-/ \-\ /__.-\\ -\ /__| _/_.___.-.___.-| _/_|__ /
`------\___/------------------------|___|-|___|---------\__\crL
--÷ hotstepper ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
__ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ __ ___
.-\\ -.___.-| _/_| _/_.-\ | .-\ | _/_.__.--.-\/--| |-.
`-----|___|-------------------' `-----------|__|--------------'crL
--÷ speed deviL ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_____ ______ ______ ______
.--\ |____..-| __/_| __/_| /_.
`-------|____|--------------------------'crL
--÷ dweeb ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
___ __ ____ ____ _____ ___ _ ___ _
.____ .-\ /-.-\\ -| /_| _/_|__ /| / /.-\ /-.---/ |--___.
|__|----------------------------\___\-------------/___|---\_|crL
--÷ fisherking ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
______ __ ____ __
.____.--| /-.----/ | / /.
|____|-------------/____|-------'crL
--÷ punk ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
______ ______ ______ ______ _____
| /_| /-| /_| /_.--\__ |
`---------------------------------------'crL
--÷ bubba ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_____ ___ _____ ______ _______
\ /___.--\ /--.\ \_| __/_| __ /
`------------------\/--------------\____\crL
--÷ timer ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_______ ______ __________
.--\ /-.----______.-/ \-| ____ /.
`----------------\____|\________/---\_______\crL
--÷ igor ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
____ ______ _______ ___ __
.\ ----| /_| __ /.--\ /--.-- //--.
`------------------\____\---------------'crL
--÷ chriz ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
________ _____ _________
.--\___ |\ ------| __/_.
`--------------------------------'crL
--÷ ace ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_____ _____ ____ _____ ____ __ ___
.\ \_.--\__ | |--.--\__ | / /.--\ /--.
`--\/-------------------------------------------'crL
--÷ maLaki ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_______________ ___________
.\ \_.______\__ |
`---\__/----------------------------'crL
--÷ mj ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
_________ _____ ____ ________
| ___/_.\ | /| |-.
`--------------------------------'crL
--÷ exL ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
____ ___ ____ ___ ____ _____ ___
| _/_| |-| _/_.\ ---\ /__|__ /.-\ /-.__.--.
`-------------------------------\___\-----|__|--'crL
--÷ eLectrip ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
__ _ _______ ____ __
.----/ |--/ \--| __ /| / /.
`--/____|-\___/----\____\-------'crL
--÷ nork ÷--
____ ____
//___ ___\\
____ ____
___\\ //___
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-÷ m o s t a r t w o r k b y
crL . pioneer design
-÷ a d d i t i o n a L a r t w o r k b y
handLe group tag Logo
¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯ ¯¯ ¯
jägarn pioneer design jgn pioneer design
unceen pioneer design unc we Love keLdon
-÷ a L L t i m e g r e e t i n g s a n d r e s p e c t t o
[random order]
xtc.keLdon.deamo.who.bLockman.redhead
spectraL.minor threat.beLzebub.no$tro
ghost rider.anthrax.dino.arcane.orion
ten.hardsequencer.strauss.anthrax.tix
daLamar.zcandaLer.cereaL kiLLer.randy
route 66.Lazer.v-cut.vitaL.tommy.pada
bastard.fuze.scroud.drakar.sLaß.deLta
kidnix.migrän.dixy.shade.shaman.bøøth
sonic.vietcong.hawk.rayban.Lobo.sharp
fLare.riot.rape.oxidy.ed&joe.crossair
kestreL.pioneer.intruder.fataL.recaLL
wozzy.java.mr jets.dr secret.nebraska
boozo.kain.topfLight.why.triviaL.draw
wraith.paszczak.xcLuziwe.manta.strife
tango.juan.java.bubba.razid.heLLhound
coca.juan.doom.Lord.bLack beard.norad
meLfis.behemoth.bLack maiL.grimripper
geraLd wiLLiams.trooper.tarjan.bLoved
sinister.monodude.jägarn.timer.unceen
d-Lite.mozze
if you are not incLuded, there must be something wrong
-÷ p i o n e e r d e s i g n a r e
founder: crL
organizer: xtc
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___\ /___
\ / [ pioneer design ascii-division are ]
crL · ten! · deamo · jägarn · blockman · belzebub · unceen · melfis
[ greets to our ex-ascii-members ]
no$tro · randy · strauss · tix · anthrax
cereal killer · flare · sinister · keLdon
[ also greets to the other members ]
razid · pada · redhead · xtc · doom · spectral · monodude · who?
[ and our hQ-sysops ]
xtc - whQ · rayban - shQ · dalamar - euhQ
minor threat - nlhQ · ten! - nhQ · kidnix - crLhQ
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-÷ m e m b e r s h i p
appLy for membership at
pioneer design whQ 'citydump'
+46 4358o354 sysop: xtC
crL hQ 'fast connection'
+46 4o466372 sysop: kidnix
or maiL me for ordering, joining or other
-÷ g - m a i L
crL.pioneer design
c/o vidde reimann
bruksv. 55, 235 92 veLLinge, sweden
aLso support
european hQ 'dragonLance' 4nodez
swedish hQ 'no impuLse' 2nodez
dutch hQ 't.n.t' 1node
norwegan hQ 'disaster area' 1node
crL hQ 'fast connection' 1node
-÷ h o m e p a g e
due to chances of a major lawsuit against our group from pioneer inc.
the Leaders of pioneer design have decided not to provide you with a
homepage. its aLso my job to inform you that a change of name probabLy
wiLL take pLace in the near future.
/ pioneer design
-÷ p r e v i o u s c r L - r e L e a s e s
nr system name date bytes reaL name Logos
o1 re-asco1.txt o7/o7/95 o22856 reaL mystory................ 12
o2 re-asco2.txt 12/o7/95 o34138 reaL pLeasure............... 2o
o3 re-asco3.txt 22/o7/95 o44556 is this reaLLy reaL......... 24
o4 re-asco4.txt 24/o7/95 o2357o reaL personaLities.......... 17
o5 re-asco5.txt 31/o7/95 o31884 pLainfuL memories voL 1..... 25
o6 pLs-dott.txt o3/o8/95 o38454 dotties pLace............... 22
o7 pLs-hof!.txt 11/o8/95 o42444 haLL of fame................ 3o
o8 p^d-sis!.txt 23/o8/95 o45ooo surviving in scene.......... 25
o9 p^d-kmw!.txt 31/o8/95 o3o9oo keeping my word............. 2o
1o p^d-jLaL.txt 1o/o9/95 o7oooo just Like a Legend.......... °
11 p^d-atsc.txt 1o/o9/95 o49o62 and the story continues..... 39
12 p^d-mdm!.txt o9/1o/95 o8882o miLLion doLLar mouth........ 54
13 nds-diat.txt 31/1o/95 o87912 deserted isLands & tequiLa.. 37
14 p^d-!ts!.txt o6/11/95 o6oooo the sign.................... 34
15 nds-tmts.txt 17/11/95 o75674 t minus 12 seconds.......... 37
16 p^d-acac.txt 24/12/95 o53o2o a competitive art-coLLection 24
17 p^d-Jawa.txt o5/o1/96 o595oo jamie waLters............... 2o
18 p^d-mis!.txt o7/o1/96 o77663 made in sweden.............. 3o
19 eLt-wtfc.txt 24/o1/96 o4oooo who the fuck cares.......... 43
2o p^d-age!.txt 24/o1/96 15ooo1 ascii goes eLite............ 99
21 p^d-tdr!.txt 16/o2/96 o87ooo trebbiano di romagna........ 19
22 p^d-aiyc.txt 16/o2/96 o34444 as if you cared............. 18
23 p^d-tsoa.txt o1/o3/96 o84738 the singLeton of auchroisk.. 49
24 p^d-bye!.txt o4/o3/96 o31926 chevaLier montrachet........ 15
25 p^d-pogå.txt 24/o4/96 o79755 pontus gårdinger............ 29
26 p^d-Sasc.txt 13/o6/96 o52ooo sandra scream............... 22
27 p^d-abte.txt 1o/o7/96 o8366o a breathtaking experience... 38
28 dfn-Lego.txt o1/o8/96 o55333 Lego my ego ................ °
29 p^d-awgh.txt o3/o8/96 o616oo amanda wants to go home .... 23
3o p^d-tLfs.txt 2o/o8/96 o788oo tiny Logos for someone ..... 24
31 p^d-Lust.txt 2o/o8/96 o5465o Let us sLeep together ...... 65
32 p^d-sps!.txt 13/o9/96 o595oo some peopLe say ............ 36
33 p^d-wish.txt o8/11/96 o57934 when i saw her ............. 5o
34 p^d-wLk1.txt 3o/11/96 o5oooo we Love keLdon ............. 55
-- --÷ totaL ÷-- --
amount of bytes: 2oooooo
amount of coLLections: 34
amount of Logos: 1o55
note: ° means that this was a historic Look back on my carrer
-÷ f i L e _ i d . d i z