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\ \ \ / / /_/ / / ___\ \ \ / / / // / / \ \ \ / / / / /\__ / /
\ \/ / / __ / /\ ___\ \ \/ /\/ // \_/\ /\ \_/\ \ \/ /\/ / / \/ / /
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tHiZ aSkEy iZ oLd, bUt sTiLL's oNe oF mY bEsT aSkEy's!
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sHyTe! sOrrY dUdEz! i rEaLLy dOnT kNoW wHaDDa fUcK iZ hAppEnInG iN mY fUcKiN'
hEaD! tHat aSkEy iZnT mInE! aLL dA cReDiTz gO sTrAiGhT tO pRaYeR! fUcK! i mUsT
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qUiT dA pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe(?), 'cOs oThErWiSe iLL bEcOmE a fUcKiN' LaMeR...!
yA kNoW...hErE iN LaMeRLaNd..oooPPPPsss..pOrTuGaL dA LaMeRz aRe eVeRyWhErE, aNd
bEcOz oF tHaT i mAdE tHiZ fUcKiN' aSkEy mIsTakE! tHeY'rE aLwAyS dOiNg tHiZ, bUt
tHeY'rE nOt mIsTaKeNeD! oKiE mY aPoLoGiEs tO pRaYeR fOr tHiZ LaMe sItUaCiOn!
dA oRiGiNaL aSkEy iZ tHiZ oNe:
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/\ __ __ \ / _____ /\ /\ ___ \ /__ /\ /\ ______ \
/ \ \ \_\ \ \/ / ___/ / \/ \ \ \ \// / / \/ \ \ __/\ \
/ /\ \ \ __ \ \/ ___/ / /\ \/\ \ \ \_/\ \ \_/\ / \/\ \ \ \/ \ \
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/ /\/ \ \_________\____/ / / /\ \ \_________\____/ /\ \ \ \ \ \_________\
\ \ /\/ / __ __ /___ \ \ / / /_ /__ / \ \ \/ / / / / ______ /
\ \ \ / / /_/ / / ___\ \ \ / / / // / / \ \ \ / / / / /\__ / /
\ \/ / / __ / /\ ___\ \ \/ /\/ // \_/\ /\ \_/\ \ \/ /\/ / / \/ / /
\ / /_/ /_/ /\ \_____\ \ /\ //______/ /\ \_____\ \ /\ / /_____/ /
\/_________/ \_________\/ \/_________/ \_________\/ \/_________/[PR]
cOnTiNuInG dA sHiTTy aSkEy cOLL....
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¹[-mEnTaL nOtE-] - yA mAy cHaNgE "dA sYsOp" fOr yAr nAmE/hAnDLe!
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sMoKe dOpE! . · r .
. ¦ pHeW! fUcK! . U :-. pEE cEE sUxx!
fUcK fAsHiSm! . ¦ ¦ L |r:
____ : | fUcK LaMeRoIdS! |-: e |A¦ bOrN aLiVe!...nOt dEaD!
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\____/ \/ \ \ :¦ / \/ ¦R¦---:s¦ (____ kEEp gOiNg dOwN! _/
\ fUcK \ :: / |y| r |I| \ /\___________/
LeT's kIcK sUm\ rAcIsM!\··/ dOwN! dOwN! |-' U |g| \\ /
aSSeS! \________\/ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ |¦ L |N| \\ / LeT's tALk!
|: e `-| hUmPh! \/
sOrrY! dA pOpE dOeSnT fUcK nUnS! _¦· Z |_
hE fUcK pRiEsTs! \· /iF yOu dRiVe, dRiNk 'TiLL yA
\ 1995!./ FaLL dOwN!
sMoKe sHiT! fOrMaT yAr HD! \ //
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:...wELL, iT's mEssAgEs tImE...i sEnD sUm mEssY's tO...:
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bLaCk wIdOw....:a nEw kId oN dA bLoCk! kEwL! i rEaLLy nEEd sUm cOmPeTiTiOn, bUt
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ yOu'Ve aPPeAReD a bIt LaTe...i iLL qUiT dA aSkEy sCeNe!
i jUsT hAvE sUm rEmArKs 'bOuT yAr 1sT aSkEy CoLL:
ø¹- tRy tO bE oRiGiNaL iN wHaT yA wRiTe iN yAr aSkEy CoLL's,
LiKe sUm sEnTeNcEs, wOrDs & dA iNfOs pArT! i dOnT kNoW, bUt
iT LooKeD, sOmEhOw, FaMiLiAr.....yA kNoW wHaT i mEaN?
ø²- 'bOuT dA rEsT...gReAt...yA sHoWeD uS sUm oRiGiNaL aSkEyS,
wHaT iZ fUcKiN' gReAt! nO fUcKiN' rIppEd aSkEyS! kEwL!
ø³- oH...i aLmOsT fOrGoT.....i wOnDeR wHeRe dA fUcK dId yA
gEt dA aSm sOuRcE wHiCh rEsULtEd iN aN iNtRo oF mIsErY,
cOdEd (?) bY yArSeLf(?).....
kEEp rELeAsInG sTuFF....bUt pLiSe tRy tO bE mOrE cArEfULL
'bOuT dA fIrSt pOiNt, oKiE?
cOmmUnIcAtOr...:iT's fUcKiN' dIffiCuLt 2 cAtCh yA aT hOmE, mAn! wHy dO yA LeAvE
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ yAr wIfE aNd kIdS aLoNe aT hOmE, sO fUcKiN' tImEs? bE cArEfULL
'cOs yAr wIfE cOuLd gEt dA dIvOrCE! oR cOuLd bE fUcKiN' wItH
oThEr dUdEz (nO mAn...nOt mE, aHaHaHaH). sInCe yA dOnT gIvE hEr
wHaT sHe ReALLy wAnTz, sHe mIgHt bE dOiNg tHaT rIgHt nOw! nOt
mE tHiZ tImE..dOnT yA sEE iM wRiTiNg? oooooPPPPPssss, fOrGeT
dA LaST LiNe, mY gReAt FrIeNd! hErrr, cHaNgInG dA sUbJeCt..dOnT
oPeN yAr bOaRd uNtIL tHiZ fUcKiN' sCeNe(?) gEtS mUcH bEttEr oK?
bRuCe Lee......:tHiZ sMaLL vILLaGe gUyS cOmE fRoM nOwHeRe aNd tHiNk tHeY'Re
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ pEoPLe! OINC! tSk tSk tSk!
dIrTy hArrY....:wE sTiLL hAvE aN oLd bEt oN hAnDs, dOnT wE? wELL..aNyTiMe mAn!
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ bTw..."aLcAnTaRa" rEaLLy sUxx! :)
bTw²..aRe yA nOw a bAd LaNgUaGe tEacHeR? :)
pAt............:sInCe wHeN yA'vE bEcOmE pErVeRt, mAn? sUrELy sInCe yA tALk wItH
¯¯¯ bRuCe LeE, iM i rIgHt? :)
mUsIc sTaTiOn..:yA fInALLy dEcIdEd tO rIsE fRoM dA dEaDs!
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LuPa...........:iM sTiLL w8InG fOr tHaT aSm tIp, mAn! tHx iN aDvAnCe!
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eNeRgIe........:wHeN dA fUcK dO yA rEtUrN fRoM dEnnArK? oH, bTw sOrrY 4 tAkInG
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ sO LoNg tO sEnD yA dA rEpLy LeTTeR!
bLuE tHuNdEr...:i'LL nOt wAsTe mOrE fUcKiN' wOrDs wItH a pEE cEE sUcKeR 'cOs
¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ pEE cEE's mAkE mE pUkE!
bTw yA'rE dA uGLyIeSt dUdE oN dA sCeNe(?), aNd bELiEvE mE, IM
UGLY!
mAnIaC.........:iM rEaLLY dIsAppOiNtEd wItH yA! dA sHiT yA'vE dOnE wAs rEaLLy
¯¯¯¯¯¯ LaMe, mAn! wAkE uP! dOnT bE a fUcKiNg LaMeR! sTiLLiNg dA oThErS
wOrK iZ nOt dA sOLuTiOn!
mArTiN.........:sOrrY fOr mY fRoNtALiTy, bUt tHaT /X cLoCK rEaLLy SUCKS! iT's
¯¯¯¯¯¯ tOO bAsIc, yA kNoW wHaT i mEaN? iF yA nEEd sUm hELp....
mIcRoChIp......:oUcH! mY hEaD hUrTs! :) bTw...aNiMs???? hUmPh!
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pRaYeR.........:wHeN dO i sEE yAr uGLy fAcE, hErE, iN PoRtUgAL?
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mEtAL dEaTh....:wHaT aBoUt yA mAn? LoSt iN yAr sHiTTy pHoNe LiNeZ? :)
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cYbErPuNk......:cHeCk oUt yAr bOaRd fILeZ, 'cOs 'bOut 3ø% oF dA fILeZ aRe
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ fUcKeD dUdE! tEsT tHeM aLL! (aMiGa tApE cOnF!)
mOrBiD vIsIoN..:wELL...dId yA LooSe yAr bALLs? aReNt yA mAn eNoUgH tO aNsWeR mY
¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ mEssY's? yA'rE nOtHinG bUt a fUcKiN' cHiCkEn! LooSeR! sUcKeR!
yA sO sTuPiD tHaT yA mAkE mE pUkE wHeN i hEaR yAr gIrLy nAmE!
bAAAhhh! dIe mOtHeRfUcKeR!
sHaDoW.........:sTuPiD gAy! :)
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oFFiCeR........:eVeRyThInG iZ KeWL bEtWeeN uS, bUt tRy nOt tO dO tHaT aNyMoRe!!
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:...oKiE nOw iT's tImE 4 dIrTy hArrY's mEssY's tO...:
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eAgLe..........:StILL uSING pC?!? WaKE uP anD sMELL thE 2øtH cEnTURY
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dArE dEvIL.....:Yo mAN! wHERE dA fuCK aRE yA hiDING MAN !?
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MeTAmORpH......:YoU'rE thE woRST laMeR I kNOW .. FUCK YoU! gUYs Like YOU mAKE
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ tHE PoRtUguESE "aMIGa" SCenE aS BAd AS iT iS ... It SUCKS!
ShAdOW.........:PfF aNOthER lAMeR uSING pC...
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dArKsIdE.......:How'S tHE bIKE DuDE?!!
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mArTiN/Ra......:HoW aRE ya DuDe?!? BtW WhEN Do YOU MoVe OUT?!? MaYbE i CAN hELP
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ yA ... :)
MaNiAc/FA......:ThE oNLY tHiNG i REgrET iN ThIS oLD stORY (AnD Ya KNoW whAT i'M
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ tAlKInG abOUT) iS tHAT wE dOnT dO aNY loNGEr The SHiT wE uSED 2
wHen wE wEnT oN hoLiDaYS ... You'RE a NICe DudE bUT veRY baDLY
suRRoUNDEd... HuMM ANd gOD bLESS tHE dAY yOU'll bE aBlE 2 gO 2
"AlCAnTRA" I HoPE i'LL be THeRe ... OnLy IF yoU aSK mE !!
L8r yA sEXy MothERfUCKER...
pAt............:StILL lEARnINg BAD lAnGuAgES heN ??! You PeRVeRt ... :)
¯¯¯ Es UM GraNDa CABRAo FiLHO dA pUTA ... ThIS meANS "You'Re A niCE
gUY anD i'M glAD yoU're MY frIEND" iN pOrTuguESE
MeTaL dEath....:WhEN yA dECiDE In ShoWINg YoUr UgLy FACe In MY bOArD !???
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ L8r MAtE
BrUcE LeEcH....:AnoTHER MisSinG iN aCTION ... WhERE dA fUCK aRE YoU !?!?
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mAx/cUrE.......:StILL RememBER mE?!?!? yOU'rE uSEd tO bE mY woRST niGHTmaRE! :)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ gIMMe a CALL ... SaME nUMbA
VaMpIrO........:FuCK yOU! yoU'RE nOHTHing But A BlOOd SuCkER...GeT rEAL kID....
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ yOU cAnT eVEn TaKE a LOoK aT thE miRRoR...KiLL yOUrSElF oR eLSE
ConTaCt mE ... I wIlL bE hApPy tO dO iT fOr YOu!
fAsT cAt.......:MiSSiNG iN aCTioN ... It DoEsn'T MaTTER he USES pC...KILL HIM!
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LuPa...........:HoW aRE Ya CAT ?! Is IT GooD ?!? seND "hI" FroM Me!!
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MaD DoG........:YO duDe ... HoW aRE YaR muSAcKS dOinG ?? VerY badLY I hOPE!
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TriFIxIoN......:ehehh FUCK YOU!
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MeSSiAH:.......:Yo Yo Yo ... WhEre ArE Ya!?!?!!?? DiD yA cHanGeD The PORTuguESE
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ScEnE FoR a FoREiGn ONE?!?! GooD chOISE.... L8R :))
MaRAfAdO.......:StOP StuDYinG aND gIMMe A cALL !!...
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SpLASh.........:StILL oWn A PC?! bURN iT dUDE!
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BrUcE lEE......:You'RE tHE mOST ... ForGET iT, You WILL NEVER undERsTAND
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RatTLESnaKE....:It's OVER :)
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:...oKiE nOw iT's tImE 4 bRuCe Lee mEssY(!) tO...:
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bOOmErAnG......:yOuR fAvOuRitE kEyS aRe "CTRL+AMIGA+AMIGA"
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:...nOw, cOMMuNiCaToR sEnDz iZ mEssY's tO..:
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pErSoNaL mEssAgEs tO: (A tO Z oRdEr aNd pOrTuGuEsE gUyS oNLy!)
bLaCk wIdOw....:sO, hOw'S mIsErY? oK oK, tHe nAmE fItS, rIgHt?
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bOOmErAnG......:sTiLL rUnnInG tHe bOaRd oR dId yOu aLsO rEaLiSe tHaT iT's a
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ cOmPLeTe wAsTe oF tImE? yOu kNoW wHaT i mEaN dOn'T yOu?
bRuCe LeE......:kEEp pRaCtIsInG aNd mAyBe yOu'LL rEaCh mY pErFoRmAnCe oNe dAy!
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ eHeH! (nOt!) bEiJiNhOs!... 8-) (gRaNdA bOgAs!)
cYbErPuNk......:sTiLL sELLiNg dOpE oN tHe sTrEEtS? wItH aLL tHaT iNcOmE yOu aRe
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ pRoBaBLy fUcKiNg rIcH nOw! mAyBe yOu sHoULd sTaRt sELLiNg oN
tHe bOaRd tOO eHeH!
dAffY dUCk.....:qUaCk qUaCk! nOtHiNg tO sAy tO yOu fOr nOw, i'LL cALL yOu cAuSe
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ i nEEd tO tALk wItH yOu!
dIrTy HaRRy....:LoNg tImE nO sEE! i'LL gIvE yOu a rInG oNe oF tHeSe dAyS sO wE
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ cAn aRRaNgE sOmEtHiNg, bUt oNLy iF yOu aGrEE tO wAsH yOuR hAiR
fIrSt!
mAd dReAm......:kEEp iN tOuCh pAL!
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mAnIaC.........:eVeRyTiMe i sEE yOu (aNd i dO hAvE tO tRy hArD!) i aSk mYsELf
¯¯¯¯¯¯ iF i sHoULd bRiNg sOmE LeNs fOr tHe nExT mEEtInG!
mArTiN.........:tOO mAnY aMfEtAmInS mAy bE bAd tO yOuR hEaLtH! (wHiCh dOeSn'T
¯¯¯¯¯¯ sEEm vErY gOOd aLrEaDy! bEcOz oF sO mUcH rEaR aCtIvItY!)
nEvEr fOuNd pIcA mIoLoS? sHiT tHaT gUy iS gOOd!
mEtAL MiLiTiA..:nEvEr hEaRd aBoUt yOu aNyMoRe! sTiLL LiViNg oR wHaT?
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mIcRoChIp......:fUcKiNg dRuNk! nOw yOu'Re mOrE aDDiCtEd tO gALeRiAs tHaN i aM
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ wItH rOOkIe!
oFFiCeR........:wHaT aBoUt yOu? hAvE yOu aLrEaDy dEcIdEd iF yOu wILL rUn
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ aMiExPrEsS oR cNeT?
rAttLeSnAkE....:eH cUmPaDrE! sO tHiS wILL bE yOuR LaSt aScII cOLLeCtIoN? dOn'T
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ tHiNk sO! LEt'S kIcK aSS! ;-)
bTw... wHeN wILL wE cOdE sOmE sHiT tOgEtHeR?
wALdEn.........:tHx fOr aLL tHe iNfO yOu gIvE mE fRoM tImE tO tImE! LEt'S kEEp
¯¯¯¯¯¯ iN tOuCh!
:...oKiE, eNoUgH wItH mEssY's...LeT's tALk 'bOuT dA pOrTuGuEsE...:
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)__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) . \
/ ¦___\ / : \ / ¬¦___\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ /___| \
/____. \/ ¦____\/ .____\/ | \/ .____\ |____\
/ ¬¦ \ ¦ ¬\ ¦ \ | \ ¦ \ .______
\ ¦_____/____¦ /____| /____¦ /____| / | /
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-sCeNe? ·
tHiZ pArT cOnSiSts iN a LiTTLe dIsCuSSiOn 'bOuT dA pOrTuGuEsE sCenE(?)! sUm
kEwL fReAkS wAnTeD tO tALk aBoUt iT...LeT's rEaD tHeIr oPiNiOn!
Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ
WeLL i GUess ThaT WhaT reALLy PissES mE oFF iN ThiS fuCKInG cOUntrY Is The BiG
NumBEr oF laMerS ThinKIng onLY In DoWnlOAdING thE lAsTEsTS gAmES aNd nOtHInG
eLSE... In SecONd ComE tHE woRST kINd Of LamErS, ThoSE wHO thEy ArE beTTER thAN
tHE REST... ANd tHAT reAllY MAKES ME NERVOUS!!! OnLY a GrOuP wiTHiN a GrouP CaN
mAKE The DiFerEnCe aND WiTh A lOT oF lUcK & a PREtty FACe wE cOuLD TrY cHAnGInG
It... WhEn a ScEnE iS gR8T wE CaN'T sTOP tALKINg WeLL aBOUT It aND sHoWINg OUr
PriDE On IT...WhEN THE sCENE !SUCKS! wE juST caN'T kEEp oN tAlkINg cOZ IT MakES
a GUY SiCK! aND tHAT's THe TruTH iN pORTUGAL ... The ScENE reaLLY suCKS!
sIgNeD: dIrTy hArrY, sYsOp oF dArK iNsTiNcT bbS
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WeLL.. tHiZ iZ mY oPiNiOn aBoUt tHe pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe... iF wE mIgHt cALL tHiZ a
sCeNe??? I'm tHe LaSt hOpE's SySoP.. wELL.. i'Ve gOt aPrOx. 70 uSeRs, wELL, i
cAn sAy.. tHaT aLmOsT aLL sOfTwArE iN mY bOaRd, wAs uPLoAdEd bY mE, wELL,
eVeRyBoDy wAnT tO LeeCh, bUt nO oNe cArEs aBoUt sUppOrT tHe bOaRd...
HuM.. U mIgHt tHiNk... "HuM, tHiZ gUy iZ cRaZy!!", wELL, i'D rAttEr bE, tHe
pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe, iT's cOOkEd aNd wELL dOnE, nOtHiN cAn sAvE Us fRoM LaMeRs..
sHiT, i eVeN mAdE a dOOr, tO fOrCe tHe uSeRs (LaMeRs) tO LeAvE 1 mSg pEr 10
cALLs.. UAAHHUUUU!!! cAn u rEaCh tHaT?? sHiT.. i'Ve gOt aNoThEr dOOr, tO fOrCe
tHe uSeRs tO uPLoAd 1 mG pEr mOnTh.. wELL.. iN eXcHaNgE, tHeY hAvE a dIsAbLe,
wELL.. tHiZ iZ iNtErEsTiNg.. iSn'T iT??! WRONG... mOrE tHaN 20% wErE kIcKeD!!!
iT's rAtHeR bE sIttInG oN yAr cHaIr.. aNd hOpE tHaT sOmE sOfTwArE fALL
fRoM tHe sKy.. tHaN tRy tO gEt iT.. wELL, tHiZ iZ LIkE tHe pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe.
sIgNeD: bRuCe Lee, sYsOp oF LaSt hOpE bbS
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LaSt hOpE bbS: +351-ø38-23834
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yOu wAnT mE tO TaLk aBoUt dA pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe?.......WELL tHaTs a eAsY oNe !!!!
WHAT PORTUGUESE SCENE!?!?!? THeRe iS nO pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe, dO yA wAnT tO kNoW
wHy? wELL iT's bEcOz oF tHe fUcKiNg pOrTuGuEsE LaMeRs tHaT aRe gReDDy aNd
sTuPiD, tHoSe fUcKiNg gUyS tHaT sAy tHaT aRe eLiTeS bUt tHe oNLy tHiNg tHeY
cAre iS a qUiCk mOnEy oR tHaT fUcKiNg LaMeRs tHaT sTeAL oThErS wOrK, rELaBeL
iT aNd tHeN sAy tHaT iT's hIs wOrK. fOr eXaMpLe i "kNoW" a gUy tHaT gOt a mUsIc
mOdULe mAdE bY oThEr gUy, mAdE a pAttErN sTiKeD tHe pAttErN tO tHe sTaRt oF tHe
mOdULe aNd sAiD tHaT hE aS mAdE tHe mOdULe...nOw tELL mE iS tHiS LAmE oR wHaT?
tSk tSk tSk. I kNoW aNoThEr oNe tHaT aSkEd tO tHe gUy tHaT mAdE tHiS aScII coLL
tO mAkE hIm aN aScII, aNd ·rS· bEiNg a cOOL gUy mAdE hIm oNe bUt tHe oThEr gUy
dIdN't LiKe tHe aScII, sO hE mOdIfIeD iT a LittLe aNd tHeN rEmOvEd dA ·rS· from
dA aScII bEcOz hE tOuGhT tHaT dA aScII wAs nO LoNgeR mAdE bY ·rS·, aNoThEr LaMe
eXaMpLe oN hOw tHiNgS aRe hErE iN LAMER LAND. I cOuLd bE hErE sPeAkInG oF
eXaMpLeS oF LaMeRs fOr hOuRs bUt i tHiNk tHaT yA gEt dA pIcTuRe nOw.
MY MESSAGE IS: DONT BE SO FUCKING LAMER BECOZ DA SCENE ITS A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH
A SPECIAL COMPUTER INTEREST AND WE ARE IN THIS SHIT ONLY FOR DA FUN.
**** DONT TAKE THINGS SO PERSONAL, RELAX AND ENJOY THE SCENE ****
sIgNeD: mIcRoChIp
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LaMe sCeNe wE hAvE hErE..wE aLwAyS dId, aNd wE aLwAyS wILL, aS fAr aS iT sEEmS.
wE jUsT dOnT gEt aNy dEcEnT aCtIoN aRoUnD hErE, sPeCiALLy wItH tHiS bUnCh oF
LaMe pEopLE aRoUnD. tHaTs wHy i hAvE cLoSeD mY bOaRd..tOO mUcH LaMeRs!
tHaTs aLL i hAvE tO sAy! (cUrTo e gRoSSo) bYe!
sIgNeD: cOmmUnIcAtOr sYsOp oF uNdErGrOuNd wArEhOuSe bbS
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uNdErGrOuNd wArEhOuSe bbS: +351-ø1-CLØSED!
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nOw, iT's mY fUcKiN' tUrN tO sPeAk! ...dA sCeNe(?) hErE iN pOrTuGaL iZ nOthINg!
zErO! nIeNtE! nAdA! nEpIaS! iZ nOtHiNg bUt a LaMeRsCeNe! hErE fRiEnDsHiP dOeSnT
rULe! eVeRybOdY tRiEs tO fUcK eVeRyBoDy! tHeY tALk wItH yA sHoWiNG a sMiLLeY
fAcE bUt iN yAr bAcKs tHeY cALL yA eVeRy oFFeNsIvE nAmEs yA cOuLd iMaGiNe! iT's
LiKe a fUcKiN' jUnGLe! iT mAkEs mE pUkE! i tHiNk tHaT thErE's nO tUrNiNg bAck!!
nO oNe uPL kEwL sTuFF (oR aNy kInD oF sTuFF!)....tHeY jUsT wAnnA bE LeeChErS...
aNd nOtHiNg eLsE mAttErS! nO oNe rELeAsE sTuFF LiKe dEMoS, kEwL /X dOOrS, aSkEy
cOLL's, pIcTuReS, sLiDeSHoWs, tExTs(!) oR aNy kInD oF sHiT tHaT cOuLd bE
rELeAsEd! sO,iN mY hUmBLe oPiNiOn sOmEtHiNg HaS 2 bE dOnE qUiCkLy, oR oUr sCeNe
wILL fUcKiN' dIe! dA mAiN pRoBiE, iN mY oPiNiOn, iZ dA nEw LaMeRs.....sOrrY, dA
nEw uSeRs..'cOs tHeY dOnT fOLLoW aNy rULeZ aNd dOnT gIvE a fUcK 'bOuT dA
oPiNiOn oF dA oLdEr gUyS oN dA sCeNE! i hAvE LoTz oF eXaMpLeS LiKe sTeALiNg bbS
dOOrS (tHeY rEnAmE dA cOdEr nAmE aNd rELeAsE aS tHeiR oWn!), aSkEyS's, eVeN
mUsIc mOdULeS! i tHiNk tHaT yA aLrEaDy gOt dA pIcTuRe 'bOuT dA sHiTTy sItUaTiOn
wE aRe fAcInG hErE! bEcOz oF tHaT, I'LL STOP RELEASING ASKEY COLL'S, uNtIL tHiZ
sHiT rEaLLy gEtZ mUcH, mUcH bEttEr! mY aSkEy aCtIvItY wILL bE rEsUmEd tO mY
gRoUpS: rAvE dEsIgN aNd cEnTuRy oR iF aNy kEwL dUdE rEqUeSt mE aN aSkEy! (nO
LaMeRz pLiSe!) wELL...tHaT's iT....i hOpE sEE yA aLL iN a nEaR fUtUrE! iF nOt:
iT wAs a bIg pLeAsUrE bEiNg iN dA aMiGa wOrLdwIdE sCeNe fOr a LoNg tImE! (wELL,
sUm tImE!) i'LL LeAvE yA wItH sUm sEnTeNcEs...rEaD thEm, aNd tHiNk 'bOuT iT!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr sCeNe!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr bOaRdZ!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr fILeZ!
tHeY hAvE sHiT iN tHeIr hEaDs!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr pHoNe LiNeZ!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr cOuNtRy!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr wAy!
tHeY mAkE mE pUkE aLL mY dInnEr aWaY!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr sTrEEtZ!
wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr nEw uSeRz cOnFz!
w8iNg..w8iNg. tHeY'rE tRyInG tO gEt iN!
tHeY dOnT gO nOwHeRe! sTaNdInG, sIttInG, bEggInG!
aNd nOw dA qUeStIoNs....
dO wE KiLL tHeM? bEcOmE tHeIr fRiEnDz?
dO wE aSSfUcK tHeM? dO wE gIvE aXs 2 tHeM?
nAhh, i dOnT tHiNk tHeY dEsErVe iT!
dO wE jOiN tHeM?
dOeSnT sEEm 2 bE dA aNsWeR!
dO wE dEsTrOy tHeM?
tHiZ aSShOLeZ wILL cOmE aGaIn!
tHeY'rE aLwAyZ tAkInG oVeR!
tHeY'rE aLwAyZ aRoUnD!
tHeY'rE LaUgHtInG iN oUr fAcEs!
sHoULd wE dRoP aN aToMiC bOmB iN LaMeRLaNd?
tHaT's nO sOLuTiOn! dA mOtHeRfUcKeRs wILL bOrN aGaIn!
wHaT sHoULd wE fUcKiN' dO?
sHoULd wE cOmItE sUiCiDe?
nO wAy! tOO mUcH pAiN!
tHeRe'S oNLy oNe wAy oUt...QUITING DA SCENE!
sIgNeD: rAttLeSnAkE
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)__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) . ¬\ ) \ )__. ¬\
/ ¦___\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ / ¬¦___\/ ¦ \ \_/ / ¦___\
/ | ¬\/ ¯¯\/ .____\/ .____\___| \ /____. \
/ | \ | \ ¦ \ ¦ \ ¬| \ / ¬¦ \
\_____¦ /____¦ /____| /____| / ¦ / \ ¦_____/
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...aNd dA gReeTiNgZ gO fLyInG tO (nO sPeCiAL oRdEr!):
[...cOMMUNICATOr...]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....wEREWOLf.....]
[...dIRTy hARRy....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[..fABULOUs gREEn..]
[....bRUCe lEe.....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....tHUNDEr......]
[....mICROCHIp.....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....wINGMAn......]
[.....pRAYEr.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....cYBERPUNk.....]
[.......pAt........]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[..mUSIc sTATIOn...]
[...mETAl dEATh....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....bOy sCOUt.....]
[.....jAILEr.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....mESSIAh......]
[.....mARTIn.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....mARAFADo.....]
[.....mANIAc.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....dISSIDENt.....]
[.....sUICIDe......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....dAFFy dUCk....]
[...kILLEr kId.....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....mAd dREAm.....]
[.....eNERGIe......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....sHADOw.......]
[.......sKy........]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....dr.kAOs......]
[......lUPa........]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....bOOMERANg.....]
[.....mAd dOg......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[......nINFo.......]
[...bRUCe lEECh....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.......kGb........]
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)__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¦ ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¦ ¬\ [.:rEsPeCTz:.]
/ ¬¦ \ / ¦___\ / ¦ \ / ¬¦___\ / ¦ \ [.:rEsPeCTz:.]
/ \/____. \/ ¯¯\/ .____\/____. \ [.:rEsPeCTz:.]
/ ¦ \ ¬¦ \ ¦ \ ¦ \ ¬¦ \ [.:rEsPeCTz:.]
\_____¦ / ¦_____/____| /____| / |_____/ [.:rEsPeCTz:.]
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[.rEd sKiN.][.sK!n.][.2FaSt.][.pRaYeR.][.wHiRLwInD.][.gOzz.][.zAcK.]
[.pSyChIc sAnTa.][.zOrrO.][.aXeBLaDe.]
[.aNd tO aLL dA oThEr aSkEy fReAkS bEhInD rAvE dEsIgN!.]
______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______
)__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¬\ )__. ¬\
/ ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦ \ / \ . \ / ¬¦___\
/ ¯¯\/ .____\/ \/ | \ / \/ \/ .____\
/ | \ ¦ \ ¦ \ | \ / | \ ¦ \
\_____¦ /____| /____¦ /__________/ \_____¦ /____| /
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| cOLL nAmE.........: kIcKiN bUttS! :
| :
¦ aSkEy dEsIgNeR....: rATTLeSnAkE! '
: :
·\ dEsIgNeR LoCaTiOn.: cEnTuRy ^ rAvE dEsIgN! ¦
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\ aGe...............: 19! |
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¦ sEx...............: mALe! |
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| cOuNtRy...........: pOrTuGaL (LaMeRLaNd!) |
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. ¦ cItY..............: aMaDoRa (LiSbOn!) |
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¦ \·\ pHoNe nUmBa.......: yA wIsH! |
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· \ \ dAyS oF wOrK......: LoTz! |
./ / |
_/\___. // / fOOd sUppOrT......: bUrGeR kInG sHiTTy fOOd! |
¦ /./ |
|/ ¦ dRiNk sUppOrT.....: bEEr, cOkE (sNiFF), cOffEe! |
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| sMoKe sUppOrT.....: mArLbOrO, dEtRoIt hAnD rOLLeD |
| tObAccO! |
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| sEx sUppOrT.......: sUm gIrLz, mOrBiD vIsIoN aNd |
| bLuE tHuNdEr aRsEs! |
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| mOnEy sUppOrT.....: mOrBiD vIsIoN aNd bLuE tHUndEr|
| dIrTy aRsEs! |
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| gUeSt wRiTeRs.....: cOmmUnIcAtOr, mIcRocHiP, |
| dIrTy hArrY, bRuCe LeE! |
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| rELeAsE dAtE......: 26/ø3/95! |
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| aSkEy'S nUmBa.....: 2ø! |
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| mEnTaL fUcKuP's...: tWo... i ThInK! :) |
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| tExT eDiToR.......: cYgNuS eDiToR v3.5! |
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| LiNeZ nUmBa.......: 2583! |
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| bYtEz LoNg........: 78021! ._¦____ |
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)__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¬¦ ) ¬¦
/ : \ / ¬¦ \ / ¦____ / ¦____
/ ¦____\/ \/ ¦ ¬\/ ¦ ¬\
/ ¦ ¬\ ¦ \ : \ : \
\_____¦ /____¦ /__________/__________/ .
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