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..tHIIISSS sHIT iS CALLEd - tJA sI DEt -
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/ __ | \ eeeee eeeee 77777 eLLERs det ... !
____/ |/ | sNNN \__eeeeeeeeee 777 777
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Det er riktig som du sa, det er universal-setning! bonk!
THis COLLY Is A fUNkY FUCKy' sHiT cOLLY wHICh cONTAINs .. tJA sI dET ..
tja si det = humm... say that ( quick-o-transelate-matic)
iNdeX
oO1. fUNKy sHIt !
oO2. uNfUNKy sHIt
Oo3. pre face on the rocks
oO4. wanna-be logosomilos (no funky req's!)
o05. eNd wORDS aND mORE fUNKy sHIt ..
o²6. poem, din snøfokk!
OII. sTYGG hårsveis rett fram ...
666. the number of the beast (magz)
222. my lucky number ... snuffy ...
osv. und zu woitzker...
da starter wir...
< <<- Oo3. pre face on the rocks ->> >
We are back!!! With another coop production...... geeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
ok. we are the one(eHH) to blame .. gee, where is d 2nd oNE??? i GO OUT!?
yippi! Hm.. det der er en dårlig demo.. scopppex. boink. hva skal jeg si?
tja si det ... hUM hUM det er et universal ord det... funk .. bahk en kake!
Nam.. OISANN! Jorun farted. HM.. We are here at the happening, where nothing
is everything.. and that's that .. bah .. We are IN eNGlISH iGJEN ..!
Hmm... THis must be the 1st time where the two greatest groups in the scene
tjaha .. meet so they can do everythin' an' nothin' jippi .. we rule and you
are a kjøttkake! fromps! I am freezign.. say, snuffelions, what's up?
tja si det ... nothin
that was *not* a very interesting sentence.. fuck.. I want to look around!
let's go ... sjikk ahead .. i'll go with you..lets goooo .. si det på norsk
vi vil nå ta oss en tur rundt om kring, og flørte med alle søte gutter..
jaaaaaa..... bææææææææ ....
to be continued..
pre face on the rocks - the next generation :
heps.. we are back.. Grimlock fell asleep... snuff didn't?
well, he tried too ... !
But he didn't manage?
yes, some crappy shit .. hardcore kept me awake .. JUNGlE rULES !
aah,,, fucking playmo problem.. well... what do you think?
I think ? well... tja si det .. LET's finish d shITTT ...
Yups.. okei.. let's do it!! I am ready! IIII AAAAAM REEEAAAADY!
< <<- Oo4. wanna be logos ->> >
hm.. shade has opened his board again... let's make him some asciis!!
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*four* massive logos! nice....
grim : whadda about a kjøttkaker logo?
snuffy : tja si det .. hvorfor ikke ...!?
here we gooooo...
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vi må ringe til niggerjack.. snuffy beveger seg imens.. tjalla!
Nå har jeg ringt til NIggerjack.... han vil ei komme..
han skulle til arnEdalEn!
arendal er ikke et fint sted!
< <<- Oo5. eND wORDs ->> >
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G®m : Ok.. thanx for wasting your lovely credz on this colly (..)...
snØFTe: scack schack .................... jacK..... my ... aggg.. BIL!!!
g®m : snuffy will have to build the rest of my kinderegg-car.. I
didn't manage... Agr.. kinder08[]e]7[g0.04[ (that was snuffy
driving the kindereggcar over my keyboard!) *smack!* don't do
that again!
sN: jEG ER eN rebel .. vroommm vrooooommmmmm.... m0++
g®m : *smack!* *slapp!* *boff!* .. I said *DON'T* do it again, fool!
You don't respect me, do ya?!
sN: respect!! aLL yA fUNKy SHITTIEs MOTHERS ouut dere....
g®m : Yllatyslelula ei saa antaa alle 3 vuotaille (not for Nup!, either!).
Pienet osat voivat juuttua kurkkuun tai nenaan (..)!
sN : perkele ... tja si det ... enough crap.. ende ..
g®m : Nnnaaaaaah! Jag vil inta sloitta!! Jag vil gefortzetzen!!
sN: hummmmm.... vote us ... haha ......????
g®m : This colly is too small! We will have to do something ! Let's
write a poem or something!
< <<- Oo6. pOEM ->> >
- eit kvad til ære for odin -
hjerte heart
det rimer it rhymes
på smerte on pain
hjerte heart
kan ikke være can't be
smerte - uten grunn ... pain with no reason
hjerte - en banan heart - a banana
flyktende på livets sti fleeing on the path of life
flott, sa du? nice, you said?
hjerter er et symbol hearts are a symbol
et kjærlighetens symbol eit loving symbol
koooooooool! coooooooool!
det vil si that will say..
tja si det ... humm... say that
tja si det ... humm... say that
gjentakelse repeatness
gjentakelse repeatness
gjentakelse repeatness
gjentakelse repeatness
er et is a
effektivt effectiv
effektivt effectiv
effektivt effectiv
effektivt effectiv
virkemiddel workpowder
mot udyr... against creeps
au, jeg får krampe! au, I got a cramp
Jeg kan ei trampe! i cannot tramp!
Virkemidlers ruler workpowders rule
Men hvorfor kan vi but why can we
ikke bare være.... not be ...
skjell på en strand? a schelll on a strand
fordi vi er because we are
skjell i universets schells i the universe
øyne eyes
som en paraply i like an umbrella in
ørkenen the desert
amen, sa jesus en gang amen, chessus said once
men så sier ikke vi but so say we not
paraplyer kan ei snakke umbrellas cannot speak
derfor tier oss (..) therefor shuts we up (..)
ti nuu din smekre tjei shut now up you lovely girl
dra til go to
helvete med hell with
musikk i music in
reir nest
bra, sa jeg, og lo godt good, i said, and laughed well
smilte fra øre til øre smiled from ear to ear
nese, hals og tå nose, hals and tooth
men hva med de andre? but what about thy others?
de lurte rundt they fooled around
juletreet og kjørte bil i the christmastree and drove car in
kaldtvann... cold water...
mens mamma danset vals while mummy danced volse
i estonia... in estonedia
hysj, hysj, ikke snakk slikt hush, hush not speak sleik
det er nemlig ikke så godt likt es ist namely not so good known
en, to, tre og rabbagast 1,2,3 and rabbagass
ørkentraverne kan klare seg selv desertgoers can manage themself
rabagast...? rabbagass...?
pul en mast fuck a mast
lik vind for alle like wind to us all
som vi liker as we like
lik oss.. like us..
< <<- Oo7. stygg hårsveis rett fram ->> >
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< <<- O66. number of the beast ->> >
mAGZ sine favoritter ....
6 6 6
< <<- 222. wanna be logos ->> >
2 2 2
snuffy's fave number...
( don't ask why, you don't wanna know! )
oki... this is the end, I guesS?
respects :
mor snuffy, far snuffy, nirvana (the fastet gfx'er in the world!),
alternating delta pulses, the kinderegg company, last boy scout,
my black 40 inches dildo, arcane får han ser up som en dildo ...,
size (extra small), plasticbags, grønne menn, og noen blå,
og resten...... ja.. takk! (applause and fanfare...geeeeh..)
sorry must go out to all of you english speaking dudes...
This colly is mainly written in some sort of strange norwegian...
- s ^ o ^ r ^ r ^ y -
pordy greets :
fuzz, acid, banjo (..), arcane, size, slummy, magz, jorun, nirvana,
madsen, baffle, mute, øyvind, frode, superted, snuffy, plastpose
momento mori ...
(hehe..I said, not knowing the exact meaning of it..)
noen adds under her hvis noen gidder å spre denne da...
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