"fresh.... fish... fresh...fish...freshfishfreshfishFRESH
FISHFRESHFISHFRESHFISHFRESHFISH...!!!!!!!!!!"
-The Shawshank Redemption
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c o w l y p r e s e n t s
a dHM shitproduction
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T H E C U L T O F T H E
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a n e x p e r i e n c e i n b o v i n e m a d n e s s
foreword ./\_.---._/\\
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hi girls, last weekend i happened to eat minced
pig and cow in my spaghetti bolognese and whops
no time and this came out.
this is dedicated to those 11 million cows who
have to be got due to the mega media disease.
got kicked out of arclite because of lazyness..
big fucking deal, the cAPS-lOCk aLLiANCe rules
ten times harder any time of the fucking day,
with 1 member :) . we are here to fight against
caps-lock imbalance! watch your back "ELEET"!!!
one day...the food will REBEL! EAU DE REBELLION!
dHM
innards ./\_.---._/\\
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i. bovine spongiform encepalopathy
(a bunch of cows doing weird shit)
ii. eau de rebellion
(a bunch of requested board logos etc)
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__________\__ ____/ ___ ___ ________ ______ ____\____ _|_ _______ _ ____
_/ _____ \ \ \ / ____|_____/ ____/ \ __ \ \/ |
| \ \ ____/| / \ \ | | __/ | / _/ __/ |
|______/____| _______/__\_____|\_______|_____|_____| ______/__\____\__\/____|
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| __/_ /_ __/___\__ \ ___/ \___ _ \___/_ \ ___|__ | |__ ____
| _/_ \ | |__ __/ ___/| | \ \ | | /\__ \\ \ __/ _ \ \/ /
|_____/ |___/ _/__| _ |_/\___\ |____/ ___//\___\ |___|___\_ _/
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Mad Cow Disease (BSE or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) has struck our
friends in Britain and the proposed solution is to kill a large
proportion of the cow population. Even McDonalds has halted the
production of (beef) "hamburgers" in Britain.
This is a cowtastrophie of bovine proportions and it all came about
because the poor cows were fed a mixture which included MEAT offal. This
is obviously not natural. Despite the claims of some, cows are natural
creatures and were NOT invented by farmers - quite the reverse in fact,
as cows invented farmers to tend their every need. And now, just as with
Dr Frankenstein, the farmers are going to destroy their benefactors.
So, what are we going to do? I think that the great cow loving nations
of the world (India, Switzerland) should launch an appeal, probably using
Bob Geldoff to run a concert called COW AID and featuring massed bands of
Sitars and AlpenHorns. I'd watch it till the cows came home.
-John McRae III
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o :
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#1 dizzy cow. at its best with jimi hendrix and lsd colors.
notice the 'd' tattoo, don't dare use without it :)
.o
.
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#2 phuked up cow. oh mama, eyes are now in random-mode and
the tail has been uhh... strung into a roll. beware of
the poisonous drool, it will drug your ass to shreads .
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* / \\ `--'\
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\d V .\/
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#3 mad-as-hell-and-ain't-gonna-take-it-anymore cow. this
one could bite head off from half of the #amielite poo
crowd. highly avoidable. busting STUPID moves.
zzz __________
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#4 passed-out cow. ohyeah, our punk ass bovine can't rage
all day without thumping the ground half-unconscious
once in awhile. notice the whites-of-the-eyes showing
while sleeping. boy that's creepy. you won't be gettin
any sleep tonight
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BSE - the way to be
#5 BSE fanclub poster. print it and stickit to your wall,
or you can do a whole wallpaper from it!
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The Milk Epistles
Batch #4-The Future of Mooism
Expiration Date: Yesterday
There's a great big fucking cow inside of us all. I don't care if you are
human, animal, mineral or vegetable. It's there and it's waiting to take
you over. It don't care if you are black or white, stupid or smart,
skinny or fat, rich or poor. It is there waiting for you to convert to
MOOISM and make life really worth living. It is your worst nightmare
crying out from the sweaty sheets, it is your highest high swirling like
puke down a toilet while your head swims with visions of Carl and the
milk money you have to give up. Give it up!! There is no udder way!!!
Christianity Kills-Buddhism Tortures-Judaism Maims-Scientology Sucks and
Bob Dobbs with his Yeti doll took off for another galaxy last year with
all the babes. That leaves you with Carl and MOOISM. Forget the past,
forget the future there is the now and Carl.
Let the warm stomach of Mooism comfort you and the stank breath of its
milky revelations guide you. Jesus was a martyr, Buddha an exercise guru,
Moses a sailor, L. Ron Hubbard a manurehead and Bob Dobbs a salesman.
Carl is just like you and me. Carl runs the photocopy machine of life.
Carl creates all life from the original copies! No carbon based life
forms with Carl. Mooism goes to the root of chemical and spiritual being
direct from the Master Cow Chip of the universe and replicates life one
day at a time. Your misteak is believing in death. There's only life and
Mooism will show you why and how now brown cow. In fact, you will be so
happy you may commit suicide so you can come back as something else. Of
course the best thing to come back as is a COW but that's left up to the
lottery run by Carl and the Master Cow Chipper. You may be lucky or come
back as a rubber ducky! It don't matter what be thy lot as long as Carl
doth guide you. Surrender!The war of religions's over and Mooism has won
by default . There is nothing left but what is right and once you accept
Mooism into your life/death you will go on and on and on...That's all we
want from life anyway (to go on and on and on..) So why waste your time
with religions that complicate life. Keep it simple you stupid cows! And
with Mooism you'll learn how to swallow stars whole, digest galaxies
without peptic acids and excrete super novas all in your spare time.
So get on board the Mooism train. Leave your genes behind and leave your
behind behind. Hold onto your nipples the ride has only just begun. Giddy
Up!!!
-Dungmaster Cannon X. Cowpier
1 checkpoint. moomin business (tm) as usual
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: / _____/ |/. oO \| _____/ _____/ |/ __/ :
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: \__________/_/ \_______/\___________/__________/___|\_______\ :
: ______/_/__ _ \ \ ____ _______/\ ____|___________ :
: ____\____ \ |_|/ / | \ \____ ____/ :
: | _______/ (___/ | | | :
: |_________| \__________/|______|_______\________|______| :
: . . '----ï`----'.. . :
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2 endless pain.
___________/\______________ __ ________________________
\_ ____/ \ _/ _ \ | ____/ __/ __/
| __/ \ | / / | __/__ \___ \
.:::| |_ \ | / / |___ | / / / /:::.
:: |_________\ ___|_______/_______/__________/_______/ ::
:: _____\__\/ \________ (______)______/\ _______ ::
:: | |/ / \________/ \ _/ ::
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|_____|d:::/_____/\ \______|_____\ ______|
:::::: ::::: \_____\::::::::::::\/::::
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3 homeless.
_______ . . ....... . . . . ... .. . _____ . . ...... . .
\_ |______ ____________/\ ________ _____|__ |_________ ______ ______
.| | / _ \ \/ _/ ____/ | ____/ _/ _/
:| _ / / \ | __/__ |___ __/__\ \ \ \
:| |_____\___________/__\ /_____|_________/______/_____/_____/______/
|_____|::b::::b::::s::::::::\/::.:::.::.:..:...:....:.... ... .. . .
4 kapina muumilaaksossa.
______ ___________ _______ _ _____ ____ ______
\_ |/ __/ \ __\__ \ | \ |/ _/_
:::| \ \ \ \ ____/ | | \ \::::
:: |____|\____\__/\____\____|_____|____\_____|___/\____\ ::
:: ___ ________ ___ ___ ___ ____ ____ ___ ::
:: _\_ \/ _/ | \/ | \ \/ (__/_ ___ ::
:: | | | \ | \ | | \_/ ::
:: |____\/____|________/________/___\/____|____| ::
___ ______ _______ ____ _____ _________ ____ ________:
_\_ |_\_ \_\_ \ |/ __/_/ _ _ _\/ _/_/ _/ _/__
| |__ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ | / \ \ \ \ \ \
|______/_/\ \__/\____\__|\____\____/___/______/_____/ /\____\
:::::::::\____\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/____/::::
33.6k v.kaikki - 115.2k telverkko - monimutkainen pneljnnes
5 la...
____ ____ __________________
_______/ | \__/\________/\_____ _____/ ________
\_ | | \ \ _/ \ (____)/ ___/
::::| |__________/ | / \____| | |____::
::: |_________ /______\ ______|____/\____\dHM|____|\_______ /::
_____________ _\/________\/___ _______ ____ ____/\ _________\/___
\_ _____/ | _/ ____/ |/ ___/____/ \ __/ ____/
| __/ | \ \___ \ \_ | \ \ \ \ |
|_____|\_________/\_______/__|\______/____|_____\_______\____ |
::: _________/\________ _______ ________ |____|
::: ________\ __/ \______ | ____ ____ \/ _/ :::
::: / \ \ \ \ / |/___ | \ | :::
:::::/ / \______/\__ __/______/ | \_\/______|:::::::
/____/\_____/ |____| \___________/
6 mogue.
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\_ \/ _/_________ ______/_ | \ ____________
| | _ \ \ | | \ _______/
|______\/______| / /______ |____________/ ___/____
.:..::::::\_____________/:::::d|______|::::::::|_______________/
::::::::::::: ::::::: ::::::::::::
7 no paradise.
______________ _______________________
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. \ \_____________| / .
________ ___ ________________ ______ __________ ____ _______ _______
___\__ \ /____ _ ___ \___\ . \ .\ |/ _/ ___/
______/ / : \ _/ __/ \ : \ / :/ |\ \ _/__
_____|/_____/\______\__|\ \ ____/\_____\_______/_____|______/________/
\ \ \______\ : : / / /
. \ :.
.: d::
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8 protest.
________ ________ ___________ __________ __________________________
___\___ \_\__ \ _ \ _____/ ______/\ ___ ____/
| _____/ __/ __/ / / | ___/___ \ \/ |
|______|______\ \___________/_____|____________/_______/______|
. . ..:..::.\______/.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.::.:..:.. .
9 rave dimension.
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. _________ ___________________ / /_____________ .
_______ \_ \/ \ \/ / _______/ .
.:..:: | __/ __/ \ \ / / ___/___ :::.:. .
:: |_______\ \_______/\ \__________/______________/ ::
: . .:.::\________/::::::::\_______/:.:::.::.:.. . . . ::
_________ _________::/\___ ___________ __________________ _______ __/\ ______
| \_ __ \/ | ___/ \ _/ __ _ _/ _ \ \ _/
| / / | | _/__ |\ \ | / / |
|________/____|_____\/_____|_______/__\ ____|______/____|_______/____\ ___|
. . . ...:...:..:.::\/dHM::::.:::.::.:.. ... .. . \/
1o rubik.
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...... _________ .____ ...... _________ \/ .. _______ ........
:: _____\__ \/ |_____ __\___ \ _ ___|_ _______ ::
::| _/ __/ | \ / / __/ _/ __/ ::
::| \ \ | \ \ \ | \ \ ::
::|______|\ \____________/____/ /______|______\ \ ::
::::::::::\______\:::::::::::::::/_____/:::::::::::::::\______\d
11 assassinate bob dole.
_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _ _____ ____ _____ ________ ____
__\ \__/ _// _/_\ \___/ _// _/ | \ |__\ \ __/ ___/
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | \ | __/_
___/\____\____/_____/___/\____\_____/_____/___|____\_____|___/\____\___|______/
_________ _______ _________ __________ _________ _____ __________
| _ \/ _ \| _ \ _\_ \/ _ \| | ____/
| / _/ | \ / _/ | / / | \ |___ __/__
|____\ \_________/____\ \ |__________/\___________/________/_______/
\______/ \______/
12 stage dive.
________________ ______ _________ ___________
____/ __ ___/ \/ ___/_ _____/
/ \ \| |/ \ \ \ | __/___
\_________/|______|_____/\_____\___ |_________/
. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::d|______|:::::: .
| _______________________ ______ _________ |
| | _ \_ _ _/ \/ / ____/ |
| | / / | \ / __/__ |
| |__________/|______|\________/|__________/ |
| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |
| |
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13 kalamouho (tm).
____ _________ ___ ____ ____ _____________ __ ___ ___ ___ ________
| |/ __/ \ |/ \| \/ / \ | \ | / \
| \ \ \ \ |___/ \ \ / / | \ _ \ / /
|____|\____\_/\___\____/\___\___\/____\_______/________/__| \_______/tm
\ \ \ \ : : / |____| /
. /
14 another step.
______ ______ ______ _________ _________ _ _______ ________________
/ \ \ _/ _ \ ___/ | _/ _________ \
.:::/ \ \ | | / | _ | __/_ __/ __/:::.
:: /____/\____\__\ | _________/|_____| |_____|________/__\ \_ ::
::.\ \ \_____| : |_____| / \_____/. ::
:: /\ ________________ _________ __________ / ::
::. . . . . / \/ __ ___/ _____/_\____ \. . . . . . ::
:: / \ \ | ___/__ _______/ ::
::. . . . .\__________/______|____________/ | / . . . . . . ::
:: \ : d|______| ::
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15 vietcong.
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______ ___ ___ ______________ _____ _______ _____ _____ _____::
\ \/ / _/ ___ __/ __/ _ \ \ _/ __/_.
\ / | _/_ | |__ | / | \ |
:\_____/_____|_______/____|_______/_______/____\_____| _ |
::\_ \ \_ | _ : _/ _/d|______|
:: _ /:
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16 euphoria.
________ __ ___ ________ _______ _______ _________ ____ ______
\_ ___| | \___\__ \ | _/ _ \ _ __ \ _ _|/ \
.:/ _/_ | \ ____/ _ | | \ _/ __/ | \ \:.
.::/________| ______/____| |_____| _________/__\ \ ____|___/\____\::.
\ \ |_____| | / \_____\ /d /
/ /
17 madboy.
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\_ \___/__ \ _ \ _ /_ _ \ \ /
/ _/ / \ / / \ \ | / __/
/_____\/ \/\____\______/_____/ /______/|_____|d
:::::/______\:::::::::::::::::\_____/::::::::::::::
18 atre. this shit was supposed to be released under this
brand but apparently the group dissolved 99% at 11th hour
... .... .. . sponsored by .... .....
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. ___\ \__\ ___/_\___ \__\_____:: : .
: / \ | _/ __/ __/___
: /_____/\_____\___|_____|\ \_________/ .
: . . ..:..d.:::::::::::\_____\::.::.. . :
: :
. ... the ascii punks .. . . ........ . . ......
19 xcluziwe
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\__ \/ __/ __ _ | / \ / _ _/ \/\/ . ____/
/ \ |___ |__ / \/ /\ | : __/_
/_____/\ \______/____/______/_______\____|__/\___|_______/d
. .:.:\_____\:::::::::.::::.:::.::.:...... ... .. . . .
last word ./\_.---._/\\
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`- -U- - '
the messages fly out to:
tai-pan try to keep the n-words in your
stomach, sikakooderi.
ddt / acc fuck the police ? bring my hitch-
hiker trilogy back perkele
dWEZ and you could bring back my
Bukowski
complex boy are we cool or what
#amielite you suck mostly but hey you can
fuck around with your phallic ban-
kick mooooooffzzzzzzz warezzzzzz
elitezzzzzz grauuuh pingpong kruik
#amigascne bahhh amiga is dead
Pat Buchanan you asshole can suck my COCK
moomins the rebellion won't be televised
marwic for BETATESTING this colly!!
i can be reached at the complex mailing list
at complex@hut.fi, privately at an154906.anon.
penet.fi, or at my board (24h telnet 115.2k
sukkkers) at xxx.xxx.xx.xxx (asshole-filtered)
that's it .... MOO THA PLANET
" Oh my God, I feel so nauseous! "
-Clerks
zzz __________
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