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l/ ' \l aski is art
/ )--( \ art is expression of feelings
/____________\ feelings are personal
rDm__\\__ this pack is mine
/\_ _/\ I am
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'(~~)` just take a look
/°®\ at those fine
// \\ biceps & triceps!
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__\\ Respect Equals Distinction Distinction Equals Might Over Nations //__
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///\ another day, another pack, another aski-attack /\\\
/__\ /__\
in this battle we don't need guns
just makin pieces in tons
out there the ak's go pop, pop
in here I let ak's drop, and pops stop
click, click is the thing ya hear
but have no fear
my 380 ain't givin' up
it are my works which are livin' up
click was the sound
of fingers touching keys
as i produce more askis.
on this label
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in my fifth pack already
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better make way
as i spray-a-way,
onto the next day
_______ return of the red
(;oøoøo;) i'm here to stay!
_|_______|_
®)__//____/__(¯
| j | tHE fACTS oF lIES, uHH lIFE
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__) l±| / |°l (__ , scartist name? rED dEMON
\ |_ _| / __/_, group label? gRAND rOYAL!
/\ ) ( /\ / °__ pack name? jAZZ
/ /\ ` ` /\ \/ / \ ' pack numba? fIFTH oNE
(o/ \_ idiocy lies _/ \.o/ ` jevet knol marrel? kNACKEBRD
\ \ | in the eyes | ^^^^-- fINISH (?) iS kOOL tHEY
\·\ | of the | sAY, sO tHATS wHY i mADE sOME uP
/||\ : beholder! | guest artists? rAMON (rESPECT lOGO)
`'' '. l release date? fRIDAY 21st oF jUNE 1996
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_ ______ ______ ______ ____ | ______ ______ ____ ______ _
\\/ _) __ /__) /__) /__) /_ |_) /__) /__) /_ _) /_\//
\\ | // / __ / / / | / / ___/_| __ / //
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/___story of a hot-summers deej on the 8th of June nineteen-ninety-sicks___\
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It's raining outside, like _ | _ only possible after a hot-
summers day.The drops are so / : \ big, they make holes in the sand
when they impact.Earth jumps___/\__|__/\___up were water fills its place.
People are running, looking _\ __ \/:\/ __ /_ for shelter, running from one
of this worlds most wellknown \ \/ : \/ / element,water.I just came from
the bus-stop and had to walk _ \ \\ | // / _500 meters, 'fore I would reach
the safe shelter i call my _ /__ _\ : /_ __\ _ home.I was sooking wet after
travelling even that short _\ // __ : __ \\ /_distance.Nevertheless I feel
great, better than ever. \ ____ _\/ | \/_ ____ / The music is flowing Guru's
Jazzmattazz Volume One. _ _ _\ ____ __ : __ ____ /_ _ _I can feel the atmosphere
coming down upon me. / \ __/ // \/ : \/ // \__ / \ Maybe I can finish this
pack in one day, if ____ ø \ _ ____ l ____ _ / ø ____ the rain won't stop!
_ \\ / ___ \,\/ /__|__\ \/,/ ___ \ // _
The rain was not / \///_ /______// ËrDmË \\______\ _\\\/ \ to be everlasting,
so days pass, and_____/ / ` __ /_________\ __ ' \ \_____this pack is not
growing.I'm a bit\/ _ _ /_____\/ _ __ | __ _ \/_____\ _ _ \/short on req's so
I better make some / _/ ____ /__\/ | \/__\ ____ \_ \calls and see who is
in need of some art \\____\ / · __/__:__\__ · \ /____// pieces.Allthough i'm
no senior in the aski _ // \\/ | \// \\ _ scene,I have my years in
the wares and demo scene/ · /_______ | _______\ · \ and i can tell things r
going badly.The aski scene __ /_ | _\ __ ain't so kool either anymore.
Hopefully this will just ` // / : \ \\ ' be anotha short dip and
no serious signs of a scene ø | ø that is on it's death bed.
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"Rain drops keep falling on my head..."
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_/\// sTYLE nUMERO uNO? (_ (_ _) _) ?ONu OREMUn ELYTs \\/\_
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\/\\\ bOONDOCKS . tHE hYPE . dELIGHT 2x . tHE oASE . dOWNLOAD . uPLOAD ///\/
_____\ nEXT gENERATION . sEGA /_____
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/__________//sAYIN'? lOVELESS //_____________________/
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/__________//sAYIN'? hOUSE oF sTYLE //_____________________/
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//nUMBA? 04 /_____________________________________ /fOR? eINSTEIN //
/__________//sAYIN'? mISERY //_____________________/
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//nUMBA? 07 /_____________________________________ /fOR? sAL-oNE //
/__________//sAYIN'? bOONDOCKS //_____________________/
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letz watsj sum teevee
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"TONIGHT ON RICKY, MEN WHO HAVE ANUL SEX WITH LAMP POSTS,
BUT FIRST ONE GUY WHO IS SO LAME TO PRODUCE FOUR ASCIIII
COLLECTIONS AND STILL HAS TO DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY <sucker>"
RICKY: TONIGHT, YOU WILL MEET A MAN, SORRY BOY, WHO CALLS HIMSELF AN ARTIST.
YOU WANNA MEET THIS BORN LOOSER?
AUDIENCE : YEEAAAAAHHH!!!!
me: hi
RICKY: WELL, YOU HAVE RELEASED FOUR PACKS AND STILL YOU HAVE TO DRIVE A BICYCLE
WHEN YOU GO TO SCHOOL, DON'T YOU EVER FEEL LIKE GIVING UP THIS LIFE OF
LAMENESS?
me: i actually really enjoy making aski packs.i would like to have some more of
like a social life...i got a fish ( a fetter fisk:) who really likes me...
RICKY: SO YOU ADMIT YOU STOLE HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST BECAUSE HE WORE GREEN SHOES?!?
huh.. SORRY WRONG LINE THERE...
me: <sigh>
RICKY: UHM...YOU DO UNDERSTAND THERES NOBODY IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM WHO TAKES THE
TIME TO LOOK AT YOUR COLLECTIONS AND THAT THERE ARE ZILLION OTHER GUYS
WHO ARE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOU ARE, LIKE MOGUE, MORTIMER TWANG, RAPID
GRIMLOCK, TANGO, TREACH, U-MAN, NUP!, COUNT ZERO, DANZIG, EXOCET, FATAL
CHROMBACHER TO NAME JUST A FEW, WHO DO HAVE 10 WOMEN BECKING THEM TO
SPANK THERE NAKED BARE ASSES?
ting-ta-tung-toeng
cOMMERCIAL-BREAK
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dAAR ZIJN WE WEEr
me: uhm, could you stop yelling at me and repeat that question?
RICKY: WHY SU.. i mean why sure
uhm...you do understand theres nobody in this solar system who takes the
time to look at your collections and that there are zillion other guys
who are ten times better than you are, like mogue, mortimer twang, rapid
grimlock, tango, treach, u-man, nup!, count zero, danzig, exocet, fatal
chrombacher to name just a few, who do have 10 women becking them to
spank there bare asses?
me: oh yes, i understand.
RICKY: hmmm, yes, i see... okay, you made your point, your life is a total waste
of our airtime.Get this guy outta here and bring on that guy who had a
weener as big as a lamppost or something...
AUDIENCE: KILL THE LITTLE ROTTEN BASTARD-SON SCOUNDREL!!
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gess ders nutin' wurth watsjing
(x'cept for dis pack o'cors:)
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//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? rESPECT //
/__________//sAYIN'? mORTIMER tWANG //_____________________/
/____________________________________/
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//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? rAMON //
/__________//sAYIN'? rAMON //_____________________/
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/_____\\_____\/_____\\_____\/_____\\_____\/____________\/_____\\_____\
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//___________ ______________________ //
//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? rAMON //
/__________//sAYIN'? hOUSE oF sTYLE //_____________________/
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//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? rADAVI //
/__________//sAYIN'? aBUSE //_____________________/
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READ THIS ONLY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MORE THAN JUST ASKIS
Yet another short interuption you will have to endure, before you may continue
your search for the holy aski.I just have to get some things, words even some
feelings from my mind.This is what I ask myself, and what is the source of my
anger.Does anyone (aski-artists especially) read these texts, and do they think
about them, what effect do these lines here have on the aski scene?Why is there
so little of communication between artists?As Ramon asked himself why are all
the packs which are being released so alike?Is the real aski-art dying?Is it
because there so many groups out there, no one downloads the packs from less
known artists, including myself?
These and many more questions haunt me.This may sound pretty ill-minded, aski
thoughts which are haunting me, but i just have the feeling there aren't many
artists out there who really try.In this I mean try to produce something new.
Not only in style, like aski pieces, but for instance in greetings and respect.
The respect list are almost simuliar in all aski packs which are being released.
It almost seems like, alltough you have never seen a pack of one of the named
persons, you do have to pay your respect to them.I for one, have done this in my
last pack.I just didn't have the time or need to look through new packs, and pay
respect to newcomers.
Paying respect to them seems not to be kool.Respect is paid when you produce
over 20 packs, respect is paid when you are in the "well-known" groups (I am no
different then the rest, because I too want to be in a well-known group, and I
too want to produce over 20 packs).I thing this is really sad, and lame too
when newcomers aren't even given the slightest chance of becoming known.I known
what you are saying, that there aren't many good newcomers.False, lets just say
that every day three packs are released world-wide, and that just one sixth of
these collections are made by people who are not yet "famous" (by this I mean
they are not normally greeted, not to speak of respect paid to them).That would
mean that every year about 180 newcomers would release a pack.I cannot believe
that none of these persons has the talent (in making askis, or just the humor
they write down between the maybe less good askis, or whatever talent) to be
given some respect?
I want to give a reply to the following text, Ramon wrote in his pack HOS-HFV!.
TXT.Here is a short part of this pack (download it if you want to check it out
yourself!):
[a very large greeting list is shown before this text is]
Look at the greetings list...so much so called artists ???
Its a dream that all of them have skills...maybe 20 %
He is right, there are many new artist, and yes i too doubt they all have aski
skills.But isn't unfair to ignore the 20% (as he says), because of the lack in
skills by other artists?Don't the skilled artists atleast earn your time, by
looking at there creations?If not, small chance for them they will ever be a
king or bomber!Many people are saying that there aren't many skilled artist
nowadays, and that only the oldskool artists are good enough to produce a decent
aski collection.This isn't strange if you don't give the newcomers a chance.
Okay, enough of this, i'm gonna listen to some relaxed music and just chill for
a while.I do hope people will read this (especially you ramon, btw no hard
feelings towards you in any way) and take the time to think about it.You can
reach me, to continue this debate, for requests, or just for plain fun at:
One Eight Seven +31-(0)534-337 569
Boondocks +31-(0)548-540 653
Mystical Places +31-(0)10-477 9507
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/__________//sAYIN'? //_____________________/
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`--·--' this snake's
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: fucker
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//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? fUN //
/__________//sAYIN'? //_____________________/
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//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? fUN //
/__________//sAYIN'? //_____________________/
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:oooO;( ):Oooo; drinking Punica
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//nUMBA? xx /_____________________________________ /fOR? fUN //
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To all who deserve it.If you don't understand read the text 152 lines above
"There are stories of sightings
of a Red Demon in our histories.
I remember reading of them once
or twice.They happened long ago,
and the reports were vague and
unconfirmed.The Red Demon was
said to be a demon spawn-a thing
of such evil that even to gaze
once upon it was to become lost.."
- The Black Unicorn - T.Brooks