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wISE-k pReSeNTS hIS nEW aSCII cOLLECTION -
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dISCLAIMER: i WILL eXCEPT fULL rESPONSIBILITY iF yOU dO mY l33T tRICKS
tELL dA pOLICE wISE-K tOLD yOU tO dO tHEM!
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T- RY tO bE eLITE aS pOSSIBLE!
R- IP oFF oTHER pEOPLES aRTICLES!
I- NFO iS eLITE!
C- REDIT cARDS gET yOU fREE sHIT aND dEATHROW bUSTED!
K- EEP oUT oF kRUSHERS aNUS!
Z- IP yOUR fILES wITH gZIP tO bE eLITE!
O- NLY lAMERS gET cAUGHT!
F- IND oUT hOW mUCH tROUBLE yOU cAN gET iN fIRST!
T- INNIES aRE gOOD, sMOKE eM!
H- ACKING iS kEWL!
E- VERYTHING cAN bE hACKED bY wISE-K!
T- ELL mE hOW tO gET tO sESAME sTREET!
R- EMEMBER yOUR mANNERS!
A- RE yOU iNSURED?
D- O nARQ oN yOUR mATES tO sCORE pOINTS wITH pOLICE!
E- VENTUALLY yOU wILL gET cAUGHT, bUT wISE-K wON'T!
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hEY yO, wORD uP tO tHE nZ sCENE!
wISE-K! iS bACK wITH aN aLL nEW cOLLECTION bUT tHIS tIME wITH a k-tWIST!
aLOT oF pEOPLE hAVE bEEN aSKING mE hOW dID yOU gET sO eLITE wISE-K! aND i sAY
tHAT iS a tRADE sECRET yO! uNTIL nOW!!!
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|i hACKED tHIS iNDEX fROM aNARCHY nZ #1 bY dECRYPTING tHE mUSIC nOTES -> |
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| 1.......hOW tO kILL sOMEONE wITH a pENCIL...................wISE-K! |
| 2.......hOW tO hACK pEOPLES bbS aCCOUNTS....................wISE-K! |
| 3.......cOOL cHANNELS.......................................wISE-K! |
| 4.......hOW tO sEND fREE mAIL...............................wISE-K! |
| 5.......iNTERVIEW wITH rED bLADE............................wISE-K! |
| 6.......hOW tO gET hIGH oFF wHIPPED cREAM............(bLITZ)wISE-K! |
| 7.......rULES oF bEING aN aNARCHIST.........................wISE-K! |
| 8.......hOW tO gET fREE pHONECALLS..........................wISE-K! |
| 9.......hOW tO hACK iNTO tHE uSA gOVERNMENT cOMPUTER sYSTEM.wISE-K! |
| 1o......hOW tO cRASH mACHINES wITH a bLUEBOX................wISE-K! |
| 11......pRESS rELEASE oN pUSSY/oS.........................bLITZ&CCS |
| 12......nZ hPA sCENE pROPS rAP..............................wISE-K! |
| 13......lAST wORDS..........................................wISE-K! |
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+------( 1 ) -- [ hOW tO kILL sOMEONE wITH a pENCIL ] ------------------+
-1; fIRST oFF yOU nEED a pENCIL
fOR tHIS eXAMPLE i wILL uSE a "sTAEDTLER" (c) 110 HB bRAND pENCIL
nOTE: mAKE sURE tHE pENCIL iS sHARP aS pOSSIBLE!
-2; pICK uP tHE pENCIL wITH tHE hAND yOU mASTURBATE wITH (tHIS iS bECAUSE
tHAT hAND wILL bE sTRONGER tHAN tHE oTHER aND yOU nEED tHE sTRONGER hAND)
-3; nOW, rUN uP tO sOMEONE yOU hATE ( i dID tHIS tOO mY tEACHER ) aND sTAB
tHEM wITH tHE pENCIL aS hARD aS yOU cAN iN tHE lEG oR aRM oR eVEN hEAD fOR
tHE bEST eFFEKT!~
-4; wHEN yOU aRE sATISFIED iT iS iN tHE pERSON dEEP eNUFF bREAK tHE lEAD oFF!
tHIS iS tHE rEAL fUN pART. iF yOU gOT tHEM iN tHE hEAD tHEY wILL dIE iNSTANT
wHICH iS gOOD. iF yOU sTABBED tHEM iN tHE lEG oR aRM rUN lIKE a mOTHERfUCKER
cOZ tHEY wONT qUITE bE dEAD yET. tHEY wILL dIE wITHIN tEN mINUTES oF eITHER
lEAD pOISONiNG oR lOSS oF bLOOD. mAKE bETS wITH yOUR fRIENDS wHICH oNE iT
wILL bE!!
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[ PHANZ ]
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__/____________ _| ___|__ \________/________\_ /____ /
/ __ \ \_ / __ |/ ./ ____\ / /
\ / / /______/ / / / // \ \_\
___\ _____/________\ \__________/|______/_______\_____________\wk!
\______\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/
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[ ANZ ]
__________________ ____________ _____________
\ __ /_____\_ /_______\___ /____________________
\ \_ / | / ___/ /
wk \_____| /________| /_________________________________________\
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+------( 2 ) -- [ hOW tO hACK pEOPLES bBS aCCOUNTS ] --------------------+
yESTERDAY wHILE sHANIQUIA wAS gOING dOWN oN mE i wAS tHINKING tO mYSELF mAN
sHE gIVES gEWD hEAD yO. bUT tHIS iS hAXING sO i'LL tELL yOU aBOUT tHAT.
i hAD a tHOUGHT aBOUT tHE pROGRAM tHAT eVERY cOMPUTER gEEK wATCHES aND i
dECIDED iT wAS x-fILES... aND tHEN iT hIT mEE lIKE i hIT sHANIQUIA eVERY
nIGHT! mULDERS pASSWORD wAS tRUSTNO1 ! tHIS mADE mE tHINK tHAT pEOPLE wHO
lIKE x-FILES mIGHT uSE tHIS pASSWORD oN a bBS. sO i tRIED iT wITH dEATHR0W's
aCCOUNT oN eNTROPY bBS aND sURE eNUFF iT wAS tRUSTNO1 !! i hAD jUST hACKED
hIS aSS bIGTIME! sTRAIGHT iNTO tHE uSERBASE i wENT aND sURE eNUFF eVERY uSER
oN tHE bBS hAD tHE pASSWORD tRUSTNO1 ..
tHIS pROOVES tHAT nO1 iS sAFE nOT eVEN eLITE pEOPLE lIKE dEATHR0W aND
fORGiVE mE fOR sAYING tHIS bUT - tRUST nO oNE - h3 h3 h3 h3
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___________ / _ / / / _ /______/ _ \/ _ /
/ \/ _______/ / / ______/ _ / / / ______/
/ / /_______/ \ /_______/|: / \____ /_______/
/______\_______/ \ / __ |____/ / /____/ wk
______________ \________/ _\/_ /_____/ _____________
/________________________\/\/______________________\
ICK! I APOLOGISE!
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___________ __\_____ | /_______ ._____ ________ ________
::_\ __ \_\ __ \ / __ \___|_ \/ __ \_\ __ \::
::| \ /. / / / / / / / / / / /::
::| \______| ____/ / ____/ / /\____ / ____/:::
::|______| \_____\ \ /\______\ /____/ / /_____/\______\ :::::
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::::::::::::::::::: R E V E N G E :::::::::::::::::::
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JEAH BITCH!
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+------( 3 ) -- [ cOOL cHANNELS ] ---------------------------------------+
tHRU mY iRC tRAVELS i'VE fOUND tHESE tO bE tHE 31337 (eLITE, fOR tHOSE wHO
aREN'T eLITE) cHANNELS (oR "cHAT-rOOMS" iF yOU aRE eLITE)
#phr00t
#anti-nzi
#nzi
#phanz
lIKE iN mOST nZ hPA zINES tHIS iNFOMATION wILL pROBABLY bE oUT oF dATE bY
nOW!
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+------( 4 ) -- [ hOW tO sEND fREE mAIL ]--------------------------------+
nAH nAH gET oFFA mE sHANiQUIA....
hEY dUDES!
tHIS iS tHE sECRET tRICK tO sENDING fREE mAIL
oN tHE eNVELOPE yOU nORMALLY pUT wHERE yOU'RE sENDING tO oN tHE fRONT aND
yOUR oWN aDDRESS oN tHE bACK rIGHT?
tHIS oNES sIMPLE, jUST dO tHE oPPOSITE - pUT yOUR aDDRESS oN tHE fRONT aND
tHE aDDRESS yOU'RE sENDING tO oN tHE bACK!
nOW tHIS iS tHE cOOL pART - dON'T pUT a sTAMP oN tHE eNVELOPE - nOW wHEN
tHEY gO tO pOST iT tHEY wILL sEE tHERE iS nO sTAMP oN tHE eNVELOPE aND
rETURN tHE lETTER tO tHE sENDER, wHICH iN tHIS cASE iS tHE pERSON yOU aRE
sENDING iT tO! nOW yOU kNOW .. .aWWWW sHIT, mAH pHONES rINGING hOLDUP
wISE-K - " sUP ? "
cALLER - " hEY bRO dIS iS sYC "
wISE-K - " wHATS gOING oN? "
sYCOTIC - " jUST cONFIRMING tHAT tHE dEAL bE gOING dOWN aT 8.30pM "
wISE-K - " aIGHT, yOU'LL pICK mE uP rIGHT? "
sYCOTIC - " jEAH mENG nO pROB.. sO wHAT yA dOING? "
wISE-K - " jUST wRITING aN aRTICLE oN hOW tO sEND fREE mAIL, yOU kNOW tHE
oNE wHERE yOU pUT tHEIR aDDRESS oN tHE bACK aND uSE nO sTAMP? "
sYCOTIC - " fUCKIN eVERYONE kNOWS tHAT yOU dUMB sHIT, wHY wOULD yOU wRITE
aN aRTICLE aBOUT sOMETHING eVERYONE aLREADY kNOWS? "
wISE-K - " tHATS a pRETTY gOOD qUESTION..... i'M sTILL gONNA pUBLISH iT
tHO!
sYCOTIC - " hEhE, oH tRUE, aLL tHE hPA gROUPS iN nZ dO aNYWAY sO yOU mIGHT
aSWELL tOO "
wISE-K - " hEh.. yEH, aNYWAY, i gOTTA gO mAN.. cATCHYA l8-R "
sYCOTIC - " aIGHT lATER bRO " *cLIZZICCK*
sHIIAT... aNYWAY, yOU'LL sAVE a sWEET sWEET 40c oR sO fOR sPACIES!
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[ TOT ]
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\_ \/ / \_ \
/ / / / / :::::::::::::::::::::::::
:wk:::/ / / / /::::::: T O T :::::::
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/ / /
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\_\\_ / __ \ _//_/
/ _ / |/ \ _ \
/ /// / \\\ \ wk
_ _/ / /| \ \_ _
\\\_______________\__________________/_______________///
KL0NE - " TOT is under new management "
wISE-K! sAYS - hOW cAN iT sTILL bE tOT tHEN ? cHANGE tHE gROUPNAME
tHEN aFTER sOME hASSLES hE cOULDN'T hANDLE wITHOUT cRYING tO hIS mOTHER:
KL0NE - " if you knew who i was, you'd take it all back "
wISE-K! sAYS - nOT lIKELY kRUSHER
<KL0NE> whats better than ToT?
<wISEKID> SLi
<KL0NE> SLi is dead
wISE-K! sAYS - sO aRE aLOT oF gROUPS, dOESN'T sTOP tHEM bEING bETTER THO!
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+------( 5 ) -- [ iNTERVIEW wITH rED bLADE ]-----------------------------+
<ReD^BlAdE> hey
<wisek> hey
<ReD^BlAdE> what you do h/p wise?
<wisek> i do it all
<wisek> and i also do ascii
<ReD^BlAdE> yo
<ReD^BlAdE> oi
<ReD^BlAdE> you blue box?
<wisek> yeh, who doesn't?
<ReD^BlAdE> what countries can you break
<ReD^BlAdE> whats your email? got a cell phone?
<wisek> i can break aus, the US, EUROPE and shit like that bro
<wisek> yeh i got a cellphone, for my laptop so i can hack and phreak on
the run
<wisek> i don't have an email coz i'm so elite
<ReD^BlAdE> hmm strange, whats the seizure tone for the us you use?
<wisek> iT gOES lIKE tHIS
<ReD^BlAdE> oh my vmb is o8oo-93-oo-5o ignore the greeting, its eh
hacked
<wisek> lA la lo lo lA la le le mo me ma ma ma mo mo
<wisek> did you try it?
<ReD^BlAdE> yo
<ReD^BlAdE> hmm strange, whats the seizure tone for the us you use?
<ReD^BlAdE> oi
<wisek> yeh
<wisek> did you try it?
<ReD^BlAdE> hmm you can box ss7?
<wisek> maybe.. depends how much cash you give me
<ReD^BlAdE> 025-264-7623 if you are lite, your ring me heheh.
<ReD^BlAdE> snk?
<wisek> lite?
<wisek> i aint paying money to ring a cellphone
<ReD^BlAdE> hmm
<ReD^BlAdE> 0800-93-00-50 leave a msg :P
<wisek> i tHINK i'LL jUST hACK yOU iNSTEAD! HEHEHE
<ReD^BlAdE> ignore the greet
aFTER tHAT i hACKED hIS aSS sO rIGHT nOW hE iS pROBABLY sTILL tRYING tO
rEINSTALL wINDOWS nINETY fIVE!
* iF tHERE'S a lESSON hERE, tRUST nO oNE! - aND dON'T gIVE iNFO tO pEOPLE
yOU dON'T kNOW eSPECIALLY iF tHEY sOUND lIKE bULLSHIT aS i dID! h3 h3
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[ PHR00T ]
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______________________| ________ / _ \ /
\ __________ _| _|__________ / _ \/ / __/_____. /
/ / \ \_ _|_ \/ / / / \_ | /
/ / / / |___/ / /_ / / / / | ___\
/_ / ______/________| / \_______/ / /\________/ |
/______| /________| \________/ \_________| wk!
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[ TFU ]
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wk \_ \/ _/__ | \
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| _/ / | | \ t H E f I N A L u N K N O W N |
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+------( 6 ) -- [ hOW tO gET hIGH oFF wHIPPED cREAM ]-----------------+
wHAT jOO nEED : cANS oF wHIPPED cREAM
bALLOONS
tHIS iS hOW tO eXTRACT nO2 (lAUGHING gAS) fROM wHIPPED cREAM!
hERES wHAT yOU dO, yOU tAKE tHE bALLOON aND pLACE iT oVER tHE tOP oF tHE cAN
tHEN yOU sPRAY cREAM iNTO tHE bALLOON
aLL tHE cREAM wILL fALL tO tHE bOTTOM aND tHE nOS wILL bE iN tHE bALLOON
hAVE pHUN!
cREDIT tO bLITZ fOR tHIS rECIPE!
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[ BLAZE ]
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_______ : | . | _______
/ /___:__|_ BLZ :_|______\_ /______
/ _ : / :\ / /
\___________:__/ : \__________________\
. _|_______:_|_ wk
: | . |
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[ F0RMAT ]
______ .______
/ _/___________ __________ ______ ______ ___________|_ \
\ _/ _ \_/ \/ / \/ _ \/ /
\ \ \ / / /_ \/ _/ \_ /
\ \_________/______\______/_____/ \_______|_______/ / wk!
_ __ __\_ _\_______ ____ . /______/_ _______/_ _/__ __ _
\\\_\\__\_____\____ \__/ \ .__ | __. / \__/ ____/_____/__//_///
\ \ \______/\ \_| |_|_| |_/ /\______/ / /
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.______ .______
_____ | | ____ _______ .____ ___| | ______ _______
--/ /___|_ |_____\ \/ __/_| |/ / |/ _ // _ |-------
/ _ / / _ / / / / /_ / _/_\ \ | black
\_________/____/_________/\_________\___|\____|_____\_______|\____ | leg!
-wk-------------------------------------------------------------/____|-------
dO yOU hAVE a bLACK lEG ?
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+------( 7 ) -- [ aNARCHIST rULES ]--------------------------------------+
tHESE aRE tHE rULES fOR bEING aN aNARCHIST, mODIFIED fROM oN tHE rUN #1
* dON'T mAKE uP sTORIES aBOUT pEOPLE
* yOU hAVE tO gET sTONED lOTS !
* dON'T sPREAD pRIVATE bBS nUMBERS oR nUPS
* mAKING uP kIDDY gROUPS fUCKIN sUCK
* yOU mUST'VE fUCKED a fEW bIATCHZ bY tHE tIME yO aSS bE 15
* dON'T sPREAD gOOD tRIX tO lAMERZ
* dON'T nARK oN yA mATEZ
* sHARE eARNINGS wITH pEOPLE tHAT tAUGHT cHA
oRIGINAL rULES cREDIT tO tHE "oTR kREW" - dOLLAR dOLLAR bILLZ yO
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[ LUSTA ]
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/ /_____/____. _______ \_ \ _______
+---/ / / |/ _/_____/ /_____\_ \--L-U-S-T-A-- -
wk / / / /\ \ / _ /
+--/ /____________/|___________/_/ /_____________/-gOT-sTINKY-bRITCHES?
/_____/ /_____/
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+------( 8 ) -- [ hOW tO gET fREE pHONECALLS ]---------------------------+
hERES sOME wAYS tO mAKE sOME fREE pHONECALLS
1) gOTO yOUR fRIENDS hOUSE aND sAY yOU gOTTA cALL yOUR mOM, tHEN wHEN hE'S
nOT lOOKiNG dIAL hELSINKI!
2) gOTO a lIBRARY, aSK fOR a pHONEBOOK fOR tHE cOUNTRY yOU wANT tO cALL
tHEY pERSON aT tHE cOUNTER wILL hAPPILY gIVE tHIS tO yOU.
nEXT aSK iF yOU cAN uSE tHEIR pHONE, tHIS iS tHE tRICKY pART, wHEN tHEY
aSK iF iTS a lOCAL cALL, sAY yES!
nOW jUST cALL wHEREEVER yOU lIKE iN tHE pHONEBOOK fOR fREE aND rUN oFF
wITHOUT tHEM kNOWING! - tHIS wORKS cOZ i sAW iT oN tHE sIMPSONS.
3) aT a pAYpHONE, sTICK a wASHER dOWN iNSTEAD oF a cOIN, tHE pAYpHONE iS
sTUPID aND wILL aCCEPT iT aNYWAY
4) dRILL a hOLE iN a cOIN aND tIE a pIECE oF sTRING tO iT, nOW wHEN yOU pUT
iT iN a pAYpHONE yOU cAN pULL iT bACK oUT. aLSO wORKS wITH sPACIES!
5) pUT a lITTLE vARNISH oVER yOUR sTUDENT iD tHEN pUT yOUR sTUDENT iD iN
tHE cARDpHONE - iT wORKS i'VE tRIED!!
6) gET hOLD oF a pHONEcARD wITH aNY aMOUNT, aS lONG aS iT hAS mORE tHAN
$0 oN iT. pUT a lITTLE vARNISH oVER iT, nOT tOO mUCH. tHE cARDpHONE wILL
rEAD tHE aMOUNT oN tHE cARD bUT wON'T bE aBLE tO wRITE tO iT!! 31337!!!!
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+------( 9 ) -- [ hOW tO hACK iNTO tHE uSA gOVERNMENT cOMPUTER sYSTEM ]--+
iF aNYBODY kNOWS hOW tO dO tHIS cOULD yOU pLEASE eMAIL mE aND tELL mE hOW ?
* wisekid@ihug.co.nz
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________ / _ _\_____ _________/ (__) __________ / _ \
/ _ \/ / \_ \ ___/ ______ / ____/_____ / ( /
/ / / / / / \_ / \/ / / \___ /
\____ / / _/ / /___/ \_______________\___ /_____/
|_____/ / \______/_______/ \__________/ .-----------------------.
wk! \________/ - -- ---------------------------: g O T H i C 9 :
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[ ERSATZ ]
_________________ _____. ____________\_ ._____
. / _ / \__/ _|__ ____\_ \ \ __|_ \__ .
+-|-/ ____/ / /_ \ \ _ \/ \/ / \-|-+
| \_____\ /_____\_____/__________/___________/______/_____________\|
| | wk
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+------( 10 )-- [ hOW tO cRASH mACHINES wITH a bLUEBOX ]-----------------+
fIRST oFF yOU wILL hAVE tO rEPROGRAM tHE bLUEBOX.. nONE oF tHIS C oR C++
bULLSHIT tHIS tIME. tHE sECRET tO pHREAKIN iS sIMPLICITY.
hERES tHE pROGRAM i wROTE wITH qBASIC!
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fOR tONE = 1000 tO 50000 sTEP 20
sOUND tONE, 1
pRINT tONE
nEXT tONE
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sAVE tHIS pROGRAM aS tONE.BAS ...
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fOR tONE = 10000 tO 1000 sTEP -100
sOUND tONE, 1
NEXT tONE
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sAVE tHIS pROGRAM aS tONE2.bAS ...
oNCE yOU'VE hACKED iN tO tHE mACHINE (i wONT tELL yOU hOW) jUST rUN tHESE
pROGRAMS vIA tHE bLUEbOX aND wATCH aS aLL hELL bREAKS lOOSE! i hAVE cRASHED
hEAPS oF sHIT wITH tHIS.
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_____________\_ _______ ._______
\__ _ \___\__ \ _____| /
/ / /. / / _ / .-----R--E--D--------------------.
_/ \_______| ____/ \ / `-----B--L--A--D--E--------------'
\________| \______| /____________/
_______. .______ ______ ._______ ______
__ \ |______ | | ____\_ / ______| /_\__ \
.-. _\/_ .-. \ __ \| |/ __ \ / _ / / /
`-' \/\/ `-' \ \ \ / / / \ / ____/
\____________\____/___________/_\ _________/______|
[ L0DE ]
.......... ________ ...........
: _______:. / _ \ _____ ____:__ :
:| :| / / /____\ | __\__ \ :
------:| :|/ / / _ |/ / / ... :-------------------
wk! :|.......:/ / / / / ____/ :.: : L 0 D E
-------|_______/ / /____________\______|:.........:-------------------
\________/
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+------( 11 )-- [ pRESS rELEASE oN pUSSY/oS ]----------------------------+
bLITZ: " i'm currently doing penetration testing on PUSSY os (c).
i have exploited its inferiour security with my security probe
manytimes. The PENI Security testing probe is the beefiest you
can get when it comes to testing PUSSY os. any questions? "
CCS: " I've heard that PUSSY os is a bit sloppy "
bLITZ: " the construction of PUSSY os is, quite.. loose.. due to excess use..
which can lead to corruptions. and sometimes. if infected media
is used. serious infections can occur. rendering PUSSY os unuseable "
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[ ASCII FOR DEANO, HIYA ]
[ 7RANZIIE ]
.______ __ __
|_ \__________ _________ .______ ________ (__) (__) ___________
/ / \ _\ _ /____|_ \__\_ /____________\ _ /
/ / / /_ _ \_ / / _/ ___/
_/ /______\______/_____|______/_/ /_______________________________|wk
\_____/----------------------------/_____/----------[ 7 R A N Z i i E ]------
[ HYPE ]
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______________\ \ .______.__________________________________
________\ \ \| | ___________ /
\ _\ \______ |__________\ _ \ \
/ __ |______\ _ \ \ \ wk \
/ /______________________________\ \ \ ____/____________\
/________/ \ ____/\______\
\_____|
[ QUID ]
__/______ _____\__
__/___________. / /_____.________ _______\ \
+----------/. _ |/. | |. \ _ \---------+
::::::::: // \ // /| |: \_ / / ::::::wk:
+---------\_______ \______________|__________/___________/----------+
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+------( 12 )-- [ nZ hPA sCENE pROPS rAP ] ------------------------------+
tHE iNFORMATION hERE iS jUST fOR pLAY,
dON'T aTTEMPT iT iN aNY wAY,
iF yOU dO, aND yOU gET cAUGHT
tRUST mE oN tHIS, tHE pIGS cAN bE bOUGHT
iF yOU uSE cARDS yOU'LL gET sHIT fREE
tHEN yOU'LL gET bUSTED mOST pROBABLY
lOOK tHRU mY eYES, aND jOO wILL sEE
tHE oNE wHO kNOWS mORE tHAN yOU iS mE
"pHANZ tEACHES yOU iT aLL" ?
wHILE rEADING iT i hAD a bALL
lAUGHING oUT lOUD fALLIN oFF mY sEAT
nZ hPA zINES cAN'T bE bEAT
lIKE mY rHYME sO fAR
sO hERE cOMES tHE pROPS
wORDUP tO yA'LL
wITH tHESE lYRICS i dROP
f0RMAT, kEEP kEEPIN iT rEAL
rED^bLADE, mAKE mE a dEAL
oN yOUR wAY tO mAKE
6G'S pER yEAR
aND iF i fUCKED lUSTA'S aSS
wOULD sHE fEAR?
bLZ wHAT dO yOU cARE
aBOUT kEVIN mITNICK
hE'S jUST sOME lAMER
wITH a rEAL sMALL dICK
iS cOOLGUY, rEALLY tHAT cOOL?
wRITING aBOUT mIRC sOCKETS
mAKES hIM sEEM lIKE a fOOL
cREDIT tO jEEZUS
fOR tAKIN tHE cHAN
aND tHANKS tO tORPID nOW
i'M a dOPE dEALIN mAN
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF!
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF!
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF!
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF!
sOCIAL eNGINEERING
gETTING fREE pORN
tRASHING tHE pAPERCHASE
iTS aLL oN
uSING dIVERTORS
hACK yOU wITH cONTROL-C
bUSTIN pROXIES
sHELL sERVIN oN mY kILLIN sPREE
wITH eXULT cOMIN hARD
wITH tHE 666
hIS pENKNIFE wAS dOPE
kILL wITH iT tO gET mY fIX
i pHREAK tO mY 0900
tO mAKE aLOT oF mONEY
bUT pIMPS lIKE mE sTILL
gOT tIME tO bE fUNNY
lAST nAMES tO mENTION tHAT
i dIDN'T fIRST lINES
eRSATZ l0DE bLACKLEG
cRASH f00BZ gOTHIC9
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF! (mOTHERFUCKER!)
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF! (mOTHERFUCKER!)
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF! (mOTHERFUCKER!)
iTS yOUR rESPONSIBILITY tO sAVE yOURSELF! (mOTHERFUCKER!)
i'M nOT gONNA sAVE yOUR aSS tHIS tIME wHITEBREAD
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
sAVE yOURSELF mOTHERFUCKER sAVE yOURSELF bITCH!
pEACE i'M oUT yO!
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CUT MY MUSIC!
Hey everybody :) I had fun making this, so hope you had fun reading it.
Although the texts are obviously bullshit there are a couple of lessons to
be learnt from this:
- don't rip articles
- don't write articles about trivial shit any idiot can work out
- don't write about out of date things or things that won't even work
- don't act like you own the scene coz you made an hpa zine
first and foremost, greets to the nz scene, hEhE
Zorro did the Jedi Arts logo at the end which i like to use :>
greets fly out to these names who i can think of right now :
fungus, whodini, sycotic, red demon, trivial, stz, xcz, boheme, speedevil,
bj, ranx, shockg, 2fast, folar, dartagnan, tango, blue, zoltrix, sal-one,
whirr, exile, crusader, b, and whoever else.. .
respects- CONTRA, ARCLITE, MO'SOUL, ART, UPPERCLASS, DEZIGN, G'STYLE, UNREAL
my email is wisekid@ihug.co.nz if you want anything
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i havent got an up to date list of Ja releases to put here unfortunately
These productions have been released under the label of
JEDI/\RTS and may not be altered in any other form than adding bbs
ads. Removing tags or using logos without crediting is strictly
forbidden under the etiquette of the worldwide ascii scene.
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